kirwa

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

i haven’t lost all hope in this year. most goals are scored in second half.

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

yeah sex is cool and but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of ur life and got your spark back

[Skeka @realskeka]

Unaweka tweet ya ukulima alafu mafala kadhaa comments wana open up story zao za ukweli 😂😂😭

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Hold your head high, Amad — you did your country proud 🇨🇮

Rest up and we'll see you soon ❤️

[47 @youshouldfw47]

Control your lust and you’ll see how boring these hoes really are

[Money Quotes @MoneyQuotesX]

Act BROKE.. even when you have money.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

"Pia mimi niko poa kung'ang'ana tu"

[𝒟𝒶𝓋𝒾𝒹 🧸 @Justtdavid_]

the way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

Go to a divorce court once. Just sit there and observe

Not a single woman is asking for
her love back.
They're asking for money.

Read that again.

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

Noooorrrmalize using honey as lubricant during intimacy.

[SURE JIM 😎 @SUREJIM1]

mambo ni matatu kwa muhindi leo ni either tumkule ,atukule ama tukulane 🫠

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

let it END. you’ll be okay.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The fastest way to kill a good idea is asking ten people what they think.

[Mobolaji @mo_bolaji_]

Stealing requires reasoning!

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

If "mambo mingi" was a month it would be June

[Nyambura @Nyambuscov_]

Having a sex partner that strokes you good is better than a relationship

[y @ysuckme]

we are literally nothing without God.

[Eric @amerix]

You can lie down for people to walk on you, and they will still complain that you aren't flat enough.

[Wang'ombe™🇰🇪 @realbon_i]

Hapa Gachau was like"Bro twende mtaa ama??"😂😂

[Limo @Limorio_]

Siet, we try again next week.