Matthew Laudone

Sarcasm, it's what's for dinner friends.

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

@darkhumorauthor And Alexi. 😹

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

@SiegelScribe @NirmalMulaikal Thank everything that is good in the world

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

@FERChatterjee @FERC Next time same tie. 😹

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

@samstejskal @TotalSoccerShow TSS always brings great analysis. Can we get an Allocation Disorder reunion with you Paul and TSS when the next MLS PA drops? 😹

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

@samstejskal Never have I learned more about labor relations and the MLSPA.

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

@rogue_gold @TheDivisionGame 🎉

[Martin Heinrich @SenatorHeinrich]

This isn’t about housing. They are selling the family farm to pay off their gambling debts. Don’t let them steal from your grandchildren.

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/rRlNQnZ6hR

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

@PaulTenorio This stuff right here is why I miss @AllocationDsrdr bring it back @PaulTenorio and @samstejskal we need you now! 😻🎉

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

@MLSist Epic, thanks for always delivering the goods.

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

@kieranthompson @PHXRisingFC @Carvana So much this.

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

@jwa1994 @chicano_malo @DSubasa 🎉📯🎉

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

@kieranthompson @Adrian_Fontes @PHXRisingFC @BandidosPHX Big 📠

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

@kieranthompson @USLChampionship @PHXRisingFC Stoked for this adventure!

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

@PaulTenorio *Chef's Kiss*

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

@samstejskal @PaulTenorio The sooner this happens the better. Are you committing to occasional guest appearances to make this happen? At least annually for things like players union salary release etc.

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

@kieranthompson @PHXRisingFC 🎉

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

Everything about #Messi𓃵 press conference today was authentic and relatable even for such a superstar. Playing on turf, not being happy in Paris, just wanted to play and not thinking about “legacy”…… I bet being a teammate with him is such a privilege. @InterMiamiCF 👊🏼👍🏼

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

@AZLobo @SkilletDoux Oh it's an improved D2. I like D2, you're good especially at that price.

[Matthew Laudone @mlaudone]

@AZLobo @SkilletDoux He may have some ready I would call him. Not familiar with what Sleiepner is as I am not familiar with it. Otherwise it seems fine and given the timeline may be a go.of it's cheap worst case you hate it and it lives in your truck and you get something better later.