Depressed Phillies Fan

Just a casual fan that's passionate about @MLB service time manipulation.

High hopes?

#RingTheBell
#RedOctober

[MLB @MLB]

The 5th-longest single-season scoreless innings streak since 1893!

Cristopher Sánchez had a run for the ages 🔥

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

What. a. run.

Cristopher Sánchez, take a bow

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Build your Squad Bet for Game 1 of the NBA Finals on @Fanaticsbook 🏀

One player can have an off night and your squad can still get there.

Tonight, winners get a shot at of a $100k FanCash Jackpot 👀

Who’s on your squad?

[Jon Morosi @jonmorosi]

Zack Wheeler made his season debut on April 25.

The @Phillies are 22-11 since then, the 2nd best record in the NL.

A big part of that: They are 6-1 when Wheeler starts.

@MLBNetwork

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Real 😂🗡️

#MastersoftheUniverse is in theaters June 5 🍿

#AmazonMGMPartner

[Fanatics Sportsbook @FanaticsBook]

🚨 Soccer Squad Bets are now LIVE 🚨

Just in time for today’s shots on target Odds Boost in the Champions League Final 👀

[Depressed Phillies Fan @mlb_phanatic]

Unsustainable

[Paul Casella @Paul_CasellaMLB]

Phillies right-handed hitters this season:

- AVG: .202 (Worst in MLB)
- SLG: .305 (Worst in MLB)
- OPS: .571 (Worst in MLB)
- wOBA: .261 (Worst in MLB)
- wRC+: 62 (Worst in MLB)
- Barrel %: 4.4% (Worst in MLB)

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

This stat is mind boggling.

Dave Dombrowski has struggled to find right-handed hitting outfielders, but so has the entire sport.

[Depressed Phillies Fan @mlb_phanatic]

I love a 1st inning Schwarbomb

[Depressed Phillies Fan @mlb_phanatic]

Just a couple idiots arguing back in forth about players who don't qualify

[The Reverend Reiderson @ChipReiderson]

Ohtani’s at 0.73

Stick to airport stalking, son

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Feel better, JDub. 🙏

Fanatics continues to protect their players with their “Fair Play” initiative. Respect.

[Todd Zolecki @ToddZolecki]

Bryson Stott hit a go-ahead, two-run homer in the eighth inning on Monday night. He's batting .254 with 5 doubles, 5 home runs, 18 RBIs and an .890 OPS in 15 games in May. Stott's OPS ranks 36th out of 191 qualified players. His 18 RBIs are tied for the most in Major League Baseball.

[Depressed Phillies Fan @mlb_phanatic]

That's right!!

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

Last 10 games in Major League Baseball:

▪️ Phillies (8-2)
▪️ Brewers (8-2)
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▪️ Padres (7-3)
▪️ Guardians (7-3)
▪️ Mets (7-3)
▪️ Rays (7-3)
▪️ White Sox (7-3)
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▪️ Diamondbacks (6-4)
▪️ Twins (6-4)
▪️ Braves (6-4)
▪️ Cardinals (6-4)
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▪️ Marlins (5-5)
▪️ Dodgers (5-5)
▪️ Rangers (5-5)
▪️ Blue Jays (5-5)
▪️ Giants (5-5)
▪️ Nationals (5-5)
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▪️ Mariners (4-6)
▪️ Red Sox (4-6)
▪️ Rockies (4-6)
▪️ Orioles (4-6)
▪️ Pirates (4-6)
▪️ Reds (4-6)
▪️ Athletics (4-6)
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▪️ Yankees (3-7)
▪️ Royals (3-7)
▪️ Astros (3-7)
▪️ Cubs (3-7)
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▪️ Angels (2-8)
▪️ Tigers (2-8)

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

LAIKA’s handcrafted stop-motion work in WILDWOOD already looks unreal. The scale, the atmosphere, the character design… this feels less like a teaser and more like stepping into a fully lived-in fantasy world.

The cinematography alone is gorgeous.

@LAIKAStudios #Wildwood, #LAIKA_partner

[Depressed Phillies Fan @mlb_phanatic]

Schwaber's tear continues

[Depressed Phillies Fan @mlb_phanatic]

Another Bohmer! I'm in shock

[Depressed Phillies Fan @mlb_phanatic]

AND SCHWARBOMB

[Depressed Phillies Fan @mlb_phanatic]

That doubles his OPS, right?

[Depressed Phillies Fan @mlb_phanatic]

No way, Alec Bohm just hit a HR

[Depressed Phillies Fan @mlb_phanatic]

First time for a starter to pitch 7 innings and we wonder why we're at the bottom