Murtala Baloni

I always tweet the truth, even when I lie!

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

@ellistwit Why are you such a troll? Or I forgot!

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

My niece got me on Naturium body wash, supposedly to help with my dry skin et al. My entire hygiene routine costs less than a single bottle of body wash! 🥴 How much do women typcially spend on these things?

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

Oh sweet! Over to you @aedcelectricity cc: @NERCNG

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

@ChuksEricE Dishonourable

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

We got one upcoming next week in shaa Allah

[stan verrett @stanverrett]

Golf trips with the guys that include great food and drinks and belly laughs at the jokes at dinner >>>>>>>

[Prosperity Time @ProsperityTime_]

Patek built this for the collector who doesn't need to explain themselves.

Patek Philippe Aquanaut 5167A. Steel. The sports watch that made the whole world pay attention.

DM us to inquire.

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

@ProsperityTime_ @watchking69 @JakesVision @SolanaLake @kenzsays_ @ProsperityCFO @dirtydan1of1 @TimepieceTyler_ My precious!

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

@Yantumakii @Hauwajiyah01 Ok.

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

@reminola Kick them in the nuts first, male and female!

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

@NUCLRGOLF 7iron punch

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

@alonsfez Definitely breaking 80 and driving a par 4 green. A close toss up between the two

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

*11 not bad, not bad at all.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

How many of these have you accomplished while playing golf? ⛳️ ✔️

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

Wordle 1,812 4/6

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[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

I solved the 6/05/2026 New York Times Midi Crossword in 5:35! https://t.co/fTESE1fhml

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

@BBatwooki @supersanusi @TioKauma Yup! Always blame it on the caddie when you are the one swinging the club

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

The right answer 😉

[vision @JakesVision]

Patek Aquanaut vs AP Royal Oak.

Your choice says a lot about you.

There’s only one right answer…

What’s your pick?

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

I solved the 6/04/2026 New York Times Midi Crossword in 2:33! https://t.co/fTESE1fPbT

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

@OgaShehu @KareemReal

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

Ok, intimate question, I’ve got like over 40 pairs of boxer briefs that need to be disposed of. Do I burn them? Or give them away? 🥴

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

@KareemReal @OgaShehu WTH! 🤣

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

@KingCossy1 Song oh!

[Murtala Baloni @MLBaloni]

I get money! 🎵 🎶