Michael

ur telling me a ginger bred this man?

[Michael @mlbarchett]

@FBI @NewYorkFBI “No wait, only politicians are allowed to do that”

[Michael @mlbarchett]

@FBIDirectorKash @TheJusticeDept “Wait, no, only politicians are supposed to do that!”

[Michael @mlbarchett]

Neat handwriting? In this socioeconomic climate??

[Michael @mlbarchett]

We have now narrowed down the time that Megamind could have taken place in to some time after September 8th, 2022

[WVU Statler College @wvustatler]

Congratulations to Michael Barchett for accepting a co-op position with MDI Advantage as an Automation Engineer! 👏 #HireaMountaineer

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

been thinking about dinosaurs

[Michael @mlbarchett]

Computer science: your code will look like this with detailed comments or you will get a zero

Electrical engineering: if your code works you get a cookie 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[Michael @mlbarchett]

Welcome back to the game show I like to call Is Phish Going To Bite Me Or Does He Just Want Pets?

[Michael @mlbarchett]

Who knew that fucking over Wall Street was what was gonna bring us together?

[Michael @mlbarchett]

If procrastination bad, why it work so well, hm?

[Michael @mlbarchett]

@girlscouts have you ever thought that maybe your members wouldn’t be leaving for Scouts BSA if you had a better program?

[Michael @mlbarchett]

@yougojenncoco_ Why does it offer a translate option

[Michael @mlbarchett]

Ahaha nooo don’t perpetuate a corrupt system and morally questionable political agendas ahaha your so sexy

[Michael @mlbarchett]

@lbadlose I’m obsessed with not having a poisonous plant in a house with two cats

[Michael @mlbarchett]

@lbadlose Maybe don’t

[Michael @mlbarchett]

@Musical_deLIGHT Better watch out or there’ll be a part 3

[Michael @mlbarchett]

Hinga Dinga Durgen part 2: the Hingening

[Michael @mlbarchett]

@lbadlose Cry about it

[Michael @mlbarchett]

We should permanently change the debates to a game of family feud

[Michael @mlbarchett]

@lbadlose FuCk OfF