Matthew Beighley

Father of two amazing girls, Love Golfing.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If Ryan Fox can play that fucking fast with the Claret Jug hanging in the balance, I never want to see another 18-handicapper lining up his triple bogey putt from seven angles ever again.

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

The story of Minnesota sports...

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

Minnesota big 4 championship drought:

Vikings - 0/60
Timberwolves - 0/37
Wild - 0/26
Twins - 2/65 (Last one was 1991)

That’s 2 championships in 188 seasons

[Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman]

Timberwolves now have more playoff wins in the last three seasons (22) than they had in the previous 34 seasons combined (21).

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

For the first time ever, Minnesota has an NBA & NHL team in the second round in the same year.

[Vince Wright @thebigsmooth1]

It’s Gameday Minnesota!!

[GopherHole.com @GopherHole]

THURSDAY IS GOING TO INSANE.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

If we had 13 months instead of 12, every month would be exactly 28 days, the 1st would always Monday and the 28th would always be a Sunday

Every month would have exactly 4 weeks instead 4.257 and we would properly align ourself with the cycle of moon

[Matthew Beighley @mlbeech76]

@ryanwhitney6 Can you do all of us fans in MN a favor? Just say we have Zero chance of winning this series! Thank you

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

You can’t get a $1 million mortgage if you make $100K/year.

You can’t get a $75K car loan if you make $35K/year.

The fact that you can get $250K in student loans for a college degree where you’re expected to earn $40K/year is unacceptable and a complete failure of US society.

We have 18 year old kids making financial decisions that all but guarantee a lifetime of economic insecurity.

These kids do not have the capacity to understand the implications of the debt they are taking on.

The corrupt university system has successfully convinced them going to college is the “smart thing to do” and that it will all work out.

These colleges should have to take the financial hit when they load up 18 years olds with hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt that basic math would tell you will never be repaid.

The federal government backstopping all these student loans does nothing but enable colleges to jack up their prices every year with zero accountability.

Shameful.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

If we don’t let athletes bet on games they can influence, why in the hell do we let Congress invest in the companies they regulate?

[Heather Rule @hlrule]

Wild and Wolves playoffs (CT):

April 18: Game 1, away
2:30 p.m. Wolves
4:30 p.m. Wild

April 20: Game 2, away
8:30 p.m. Wild
9:30 p.m. Wolves

April 22: Game 3, home
8:30 p.m. Wild

April 23: Game 3, home
8:30 p.m. Wolves

April 25: Game 4, home
4:30 p.m. Wild
7:30 p.m. Wolves

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Marcus Aurelius wrote this over 1800 years ago:

“When you arise in the morning think of what a privilege it is to be alive, to think, to enjoy, to love.”

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

If you take $500 from someone who works, and give $100 to five lazy people then you lost one vote, but gained five votes.

Thats the Democrat Party in a nut shell.

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

Stephen A. Smith: “I’m a dad, I will whip your a$$. Make no mistake… I’m a black man. Ain’t no time out in the corner. Not this way. Oh no, no, no, you act up, you’re going to feel something.”

“It never changed in the Smith household. When I acted up, I got my a$$ whipped. When my father did, he got his a$$ whipped. It’s been passed down through generations. It ain’t changing.”

“Will you going to get a spanking in the Smith household? H*ll yes.”

Bill Maher: *Claps* “I’m for it.”

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

A long time coming for trophy No. 3 🏆🏆🏆

[Matthew Beighley @mlbeech76]

@Tim_Walz Look in the mirror 🪞

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Kyler Murray when Nine says he’s not giving up the Vikings QB1 job