So let me get this straight, get artificial grass because it saves on mowing and water. But when it gets hot you'll have to brush it and water it.... Rightttttt
Reminder to NOT cut your lawns at this time of year
And especially not your dandelions! 🌼
They are a key snacc for pollinators as they wake up from their long sleeps 🐝
Pancake Day Schedule:
- Wake up
- See if Father Pancake has been
- Open all your pancakes
- Cook Pancake Lunch
- Watch King’s Pancake Speech
- Fall asleep for a bit
- Watch a pancake film
- Make sandwich from pancake leftovers
- Bed
I'm a postman and if you have a low letterbox there's a 90% chance your post is going through a neighbours door with a higher letterbox or just not getting delivered. Fuck anyone with low letterboxes
⚡️WIN a trip to BrewDog Las Vegas Opening AND the chance to win a $1m bar tab⚡
Our new rooftop bar opens in Vegas on 2nd Dec. We’re giving you & a friend the chance to be at the opening where someone will win a $1m bar tab!
RETWEET & follow @brewdoglasvegas & myself to enter.