Melissa Furniss

Everything not saved will be lost

[Melissa Furniss @mlboots]

Life is like a box of chocolates. Half way through you realise how much you hate yourself

[Melissa Furniss @mlboots]

Why is there not a Black Friday for your weekly food shop.

[Greg James @gregjames]

This is the best FUCK OFFFFFFF ever recorded

[Shit Lawns @Shitlawns]

So let me get this straight, get artificial grass because it saves on mowing and water. But when it gets hot you'll have to brush it and water it.... Rightttttt

[Melissa Furniss @mlboots]

Nowt worse than hearing the nightclub across the road popping off and you’re starting work at stupid o’clock

[hawk 鹰 @ wano @manofbeskar]

// across the spiderverse spoilers

movies where a bagel ruined a bunch of people’s lives

[ʀ⎊ᴜ ʀᴇʏɴ⎊ @RouReynolds]

Reminder to NOT cut your lawns at this time of year

And especially not your dandelions! 🌼

They are a key snacc for pollinators as they wake up from their long sleeps 🐝

[Brixksie 🦌🏴‍☠️ @_brixks_]

THE ANIMATION FOR SPIDER VERSE IS AMAZING I SEE WHY THEY DELAYED. THEY WERE COOKING #SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Pancake Day Schedule:

- Wake up
- See if Father Pancake has been
- Open all your pancakes
- Cook Pancake Lunch
- Watch King’s Pancake Speech
- Fall asleep for a bit
- Watch a pancake film
- Make sandwich from pancake leftovers
- Bed

[Melissa Furniss @mlboots]

Kind of just want to replay the game now #TheLastOfUs

[Melissa Furniss @mlboots]

Best fucking game adaptation #TheLastOfUs

[Tony Yorkshire @Tony__Yorkshire]

Sheffield Wednesday by bloody brilliant @SteffTodd 😂

[Melissa Furniss @mlboots]

I need to stop going out, the heating is insane in some businesses, I’m just really disappointed when I get home and it’s cold af

[Melissa Furniss @mlboots]

@Char161 There was loads last night as well 😅

[Melissa Furniss @mlboots]

5 years later and I finally get to enjoy a proper bonfire night again

[Melissa Furniss @mlboots]

Check out Spooky season https://t.co/yo1S11G1Li

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm a postman and if you have a low letterbox there's a 90% chance your post is going through a neighbours door with a higher letterbox or just not getting delivered. Fuck anyone with low letterboxes

[James B Watt MBE @JamesBWatt]

⚡️WIN a trip to BrewDog Las Vegas Opening AND the chance to win a $1m bar tab⚡

Our new rooftop bar opens in Vegas on 2nd Dec. We’re giving you & a friend the chance to be at the opening where someone will win a $1m bar tab!

RETWEET & follow @brewdoglasvegas & myself to enter.

[Melissa Furniss @mlboots]

@trussliz what happened to keeping Doncaster airport open?? I see that anything in the north isn’t worth the bother to you now

[westerosies @westerosies]

Episode 8 spoilers without context #HouseOfTheDragon