Marcus Leibowitz

[Marcus Leibowitz @mleibro]

I'm going to have to make sure to keep the plants in my dental office clean. After all, floral hygiene is important

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Marcus Leibowitz @mleibro]

Hey @ChipotleTweets do you think this is something my 9 months pregnant wife should eat? Guac shouldn’t be brown. Are you kidding me?

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Think about it. When your pet walks in from another room just to find you, that means they were somewhere else for a moment… and decided to come see you.

In their own simple way, their little brain thought about you. They wondered where you were, what you were doing, and they came looking for you.

They didn’t need anything. They just wanted to be near you.

That’s love in its purest form. Quiet, loyal, and completely unconditional.

[Marcus Leibowitz @mleibro]

I named my bracket “Ugonna Lose Onyenso Bad” and I am obsessed with it @OnyensoUgonna @UVAMensHoops #Wahoowa #GoHoos

[Marcus Leibowitz @mleibro]

@DNeckel19 @StillMikeBarber This happened back in 19-20 IIRC. I believe Tony submitted Kihei over Mamadi for DPOY.

[Eric Ward @ericward_7]

For just the third time in the history of the ACC, a school has reached both 10 football wins and 25 men’s basketball wins prior to postseason in the same academic year.

3rd time in 73 years. What a year for the Virginia Cavaliers.

#GoHoos 🔸⚔️🔹

[O'Hare Intl. Airport @fly2ohare]

Thank you, Catherine O’Hara ♥️ Forever our legendary Mrs.McCallister.

Photo Credit: 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment

[Marcus Leibowitz @mleibro]

Thanks for everything Harbs. You led the organization with toughness and class for nearly two decades and helped bring another SB home. Wish you nothing but the best #RavensFlock

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[Larry Sabato @LarrySabato]

GREAT NEWS: @UVA has rejected Trump’s compact. HOO-ray. Just announced.

[Virginia Field Hockey @UVAFieldHockey]

EMMA WATCHILLA FTW 🤯🤯

#GoHoos

[Marcus Leibowitz @mleibro]

@FrancesPatano He’s literally in a @Ravens band uniform smh the disrespect

[Marcus Leibowitz @mleibro]

@DNeckel19 Knew you’d have an answer. Thanks dude. Great win #Wahoowa

[Marcus Leibowitz @mleibro]

Staying up late to watch your team choke away a 15 pt second half lead is easily the worst way to start your week 😭 @Ravens

[ESPN @espn]

RT for a chance to win one of 30 exclusive Lee Corso collectibles in honor of Coach’s final College GameDay 🧡

[Marcus Leibowitz @mleibro]

@FrancesPatano As a fan of a fellow downtrodden ACC school, I can’t let you glorify the elite of CFB pillaging the little guy and erasing the history 💪🏼😂😭

[Marcus Leibowitz @mleibro]

@FrancesPatano I also feel like you’d travel to Philly for a lot less than a concert sooo