Michael Leighton

With illusions of someday casting a golden light
No dress rehearsal, this is our life.”-Gord Downie. 🇨🇦

[Dominic Hauschild @domhauschild]

Ukraine has just done something astonishing.

The Ukrainian Ministry of Defence has just launched TrophyLab - essentially making access to all captured Russian weapon technologies free for foreign governments, research institutions and the defence industry.

They will even send physical hardware to allies for examination and to rip it apart to discover Russian military secrets. As well as technical specifications, blueprints and research results.

The website includes listings for armoured vehicles, missiles, aircraft, UAVs, EW assets, UGVs, cruise missiles etc.

Governments usually want to keep this kind of captured tech a secret for its own advantage. Ukraine has decided to make it (relatively, I think) open access for the benefit of the West.

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Legendary #Maddow: “That all happened in February. Now it’s June, the bridge really was supposed to open…the invitations had gone out for Friday…but nope, Donald Trump says no…Headline in Ontario Construction News: ‘Gordie Howe International Bridge opening delayed again. No date in site.’ Trump administration is insisting that this bridge should NOT be allowed to open because heaven forbid a MAGA donor be inconvenienced, one billionaire family that donates to Donald Trump, heaven forbid they be inconvenienced, because that to a corrupt administration, that is way worse than literally tens of thousands of people a day, being deprived of the use of this fully built 
fully paid for, ready to be open, state of the art, brand new beautiful bridge.” 🤦‍♀️

[Razem Zduńska Wola @RazemJmperium]

his children's love

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Legendary #Maddow: “Headline: ‘Donald Trump can’t open the Strait of Hormuz, so instead he’s blocking the Strait of Detroit.’ It’s a headline from The Globe and Mail, the Canadian newspaper. The big beautiful new bridge that Trump is not allowing us to use, is a bridge that crosses the Detroit River. It goes from…Detroit…to…Ontario. Canada fully financed and paid for this bridge. It is ready to be opened, it will be the biggest U.S. border crossing in Canada, it will be one of the most important routes for trade in the entire world, the single most important one with one of our two most important trading partners, Canada, but Trump won’t let anybody use it, even though it’s ready, ready to be driven on.” 🤦‍♀️

[Shirley's Galaxy of Cats @ShirleysGalaxy]

@RepMikeLevin trump is a butthurt baby

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A new meme — a man was sitting in a work video call while riding a roller coaster

When his boss asked about the shaking, the employee calmly replied that he forgot to close the window.

[Shane Harris @shaneharris]

Good to see the reflecting pool back to its normal color. 💚✅🍀

[MLS Moves @MLSMoves]

My buddy told me Canada was popping more specifically Toronto but THIS is crazy

[The Globe and Mail @globeandmail]

Donald Trump can’t open the Strait of Hormuz, so instead he’s blocking the Strait of Detroit https://t.co/GfVFF43IoR

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[Michael Leighton @mleighton45]

@UnitedCanucks26

[Michael Leighton @mleighton45]

@Simi_2210_ Skin

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

No notes

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Never deleting this app

[Michael Leighton @mleighton45]

@trainofangels00 Detroit Free Press stating Monday open to traffic. Ill be trying it Tuesday.

[Michael Leighton @mleighton45]

@trainofangels00 I know ribbon cutting ceremony is this week but I didnt think they were cleared for opening.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

@DisgracedProp The difference is homicide victims actually exist. You still haven't shown the election equivalent of a body. The Manhattan DA doesn't prosecute people because a guy on Twitter says 'the numbers look weird.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Someone called him "Commander In Sleep" and an angel got its wings.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.