Party Girl Miranda

Freakishly tall since 1993. History nerd. Thumb wrestler. Fighting Illini. Kappa Kappa Gamma. Ugly cat fan. Bro forever.

[Sky Elements Drones @SkyElementsUSA]

September 11th Memorial with 2,977 Lights over New York Harbor. One light for every life lost.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i really don’t think we have time for this right now

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[GameSpot @GameSpot]

Pour one out for no one's favorite, but many people's first, internet browsing experience.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Today marks the official end of Microsoft’s support for Internet Explorer. RIP to the #1 Chrome installer of all time

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Lonesome Dove:The Outlaw Years was one of my first jobs back in 1995. It’s been a crazy 27 years and I can’t imagine doing it without you, Internet Explorer. The show didn’t deserve another season but you sure did…
#BringBackInternetExplorer @microsoft

[SNICKERS @SNICKERS]

We wanted to post something to honor #InternetExplorer but it wouldn’t load…

[Microsoft Edge @MicrosoftEdge]

To our predecessor: You helped the world explore the internet along with every facet of life. Now, it's time to surf the big web in the sky 🕊

[Party Girl Miranda @mleschke]

This seemed to warrant my first tweet in like 96573 years...

Get your free tests!
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[Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot @mayorlightfoot]

Happy St. Patrick's Day Weekend, Chicago! ☘️

Although we didn’t gather, we were able to honor long-standing tradition by dyeing the Chicago River green, thanks to the Chicago Journeymen Plumbers. If you're heading out today, make sure to mask up and watch your distance.

[Party Girl Miranda @mleschke]

@Uber_Support Just messaged

[Party Girl Miranda @mleschke]

@Uber_Support I have a promo code for $30 off my first order that ends today 3/12. However, my phone number used to belong to someone else and has been used so I can't sign up and use the code. Please help ASAP. The area on your website that's supposed to fix this doesn't work!

[Party Girl Miranda @mleschke]

Opened Twitter for the first time in I don't know how long because of this debate

[Party Girl Miranda @mleschke]

Hi, Twitter. It's been awhile.

[Party Girl Miranda @mleschke]

Cannot believe I remembered my Twitter password tbh

[Holly @h_ollyroseberry]

The Peter I wanted vs the Peter I got #TheBachelor

[🇨🇦 @collm_]

Peter should have hired a family like Victoria F did
#TheBachelor