meghan letard

I am a product of exhaustion and academics

[meghan letard @mletard]

Sometimes I'm shrek and sometimes I'm donkey and there's no in between

[angel 6 @shegotiton]

u be talking to somebody and theyll be like yea my parents didnt let me watch spongebob

[𝔤𝔢𝔪 𓆩♡𓆪 @gxmxxchxx]

let’s play 21 questions i’ll start are you mad at me

[「Biracial Angel」 @MalcoImFleX]

White people be like well we're getting our steps in

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

q-tip box: DO NOT PUT Q-TIP IN YOUR EAR!!!

me, moments before fucking up my ear: glad they said that. that’s an important warning for other people that don’t have my special q-tip technique

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I refuse to gossip. I will, however, spread lore.

[Avery Edison @aedison]

“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

help your friends stay mentally sharp by sending texts so riddled with typos they end up doing a little word puzzle

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I don’t like who I become when I’m around a cheese board. Very greedy and competitive

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

oh, we’re just gonna “play it by ear?” [starts sweating] we aren’t making a reservation? [gnawing at fingernails] oh, we don’t even have a restaurant picked out? or a general time? we’re just gonna “see what the vibe is” day of? [begins bashing head into wall] no, im chill :)

[deadbeat daughter @dildoswagginsz]

will u be my ibuprofriend

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

You: *pronounces Bon Iver as it's written*

Most annoying guy you know, barely able to conceal his delight: what did you just say

[ayemanda! 🪐🐌🌻 @itsayemanda]

I was not meant for a 9-5 I was meant to inherit my grandfather’s overgrown farm, date 8 townsfolk at the same time, fight bats in the local mines, and look for the mayor’s lost underpants while sabotaging the local capitalist’s evil corporation 😔

[Lukas 🪽🍓 @LoyaILieutenant]

“Your honor, respectfully, you weren’t fucking there” pops into my head once a day without fail 😭

[self-care guru @mamaztheguru]

If you ask me how corny my boyfriend and I are... he's at the gym, but we wanna stay on the phone, so I am rapping his favorite songs to him. I am his playlist. Me and the Apple Music lyrics tab.