megan

bling blaow

[megan @mlifka3]

Dammit munchkins stop being so easy to eat

[megan @mlifka3]

I miss the time in my life when all that mattered was finishing my homework before 7pm so that I was allowed to watch that week’s episode of Survivor

[megan @mlifka3]

In this world, you either die a hero (go your entire life never eating a hard boiled egg) or live long enough to see yourself become the villain (you start liking hard boiled eggs).

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

Rumpelstilskin was a good man

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

[megan @mlifka3]

pop-tarts feel so much hotter after being in a toaster than any other food does and I think this is too accurate for anyone to disagree

[megan @mlifka3]

Ok cheesecakes aside, the cake that’s inside a cake pop is like violently better tasting than other cakes

[megan @mlifka3]

To all my fellow can’t hold your pee during long car rides people: mind over bladder baby we can do this

[goblin ells @elliepeek]

the first person to ever throw up was probably like ok what the fuck

[Saint Viator Girls XC @LadyLionsXC]

Coach "Chip" Curtin was proud of his girls and their accomplishments. Slow to anger, quick to make a joke, and always there to talk with. Thanks for everything, Coach Chip. You are missed.

[megan @mlifka3]

u frickin stud @annieplindgren

[District 214 @District214]

A big congratulations to @HerseyHuskies Grad Annie Lindgren! She was recently named a second team All-American Water Polo Player-- the first in the District! https://t.co/Lk0CBPFFPU

[NASA @NASA]

🌠 The Perseid meteor shower peaks this week! Clear and dark skies will help you view them, but you can also watch them on our @NASA_Marshall livestream: https://t.co/WaOPyLFbVL

📸 : @NASAHQPhoto

[megan @mlifka3]

why couldn’t my first name be a name good enough for The Lumineers to make a song out of

[megan @mlifka3]

Honestly just wondering how Howie Mendel has been handling this past year

[megan @mlifka3]

Thought I hit rock bottom today, but then was reminded some people out there have much worse

[megan @mlifka3]

Ok but do the people who put eyelashes on their headlights deserve rights... be honest

[Alabama Football @AlabamaFTBL]

NATTY CHAMPS!!!

#RollTide

[megan @mlifka3]

@eglifka Ur welcome

[megan @mlifka3]

@johnnylifka31 @BleacherReport You tell ‘em Johnny!

[megan @mlifka3]

Not a good year to have a birthday