Ekim Drof

Welcome to my twitter. It gets worser everyday. Don't worry, I've probably been hacked.

[Ekim Drof @mlkef]

Fuck, my kids are being kids again.

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I forget how this thing works

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My iPhone doesn’t even recognize me anymore.

[Ekim Drof @mlkef]

@TypicalGamer hey, please enter me in your drawing for the PS5. Thanks.

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Ahhhh hmmmm is this thing on?

[Ekim Drof @mlkef]

@googlemaps sends people to the wrong address when I try to get deliveries. How can I get it corrected?

[Ekim Drof @mlkef]

I delete my search history. This guy just puts it on his license plate.

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@EpicGamesBackup hello, is there a way to view what Nintendo account is linked to my epic account? When I log onto my epic account it just shows there is already a connection.

[Ekim Drof @mlkef]

@EpicGamesBackup hey, if I log into my epic account is there a way to view the username of the linked Nintendo account?

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Yet I’ve called 4 times so far about a fraudulent charge and they refuse to help

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Discovering shitty merchants so you don’t have to. Stay away from Barclays credit cards. @BarclaysBankUS

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What they advertise

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This type of damage is not covered under the “goof proof” protection plan or under the manufacturer’s warranty. @MyBobs

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Bob’s Discount Furniture is less ethical than a drug dealer selling bags of dollar store oregano and telling you it’s Acapulco Gold. Then, they shoot you in the genitalia when you try to return it. @MyBobs

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@MyBobs DM sent

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Had a good experience in the store. I bought a sofa and love seat combo, but I let the sales guy talk me into the warranty. It’s “goof proof,” he said. It’s a rip off. The couches are literally coming apart at the seems in just over a year and it’s not covered. @MyBobs

[Ekim Drof @mlkef]

Not sure if it just my Walmart or if every Walmart has problems. I subscribe to the grocery delivery service and rarely have a good experience. Today my ordered was cancelled twice with no explanation just shows pending. Wish I could get my $99 back. @walmarthelp

[Ekim Drof @mlkef]

Cool 365 day trial! Too bad it will take you 366 days to get hold of customer service to make a return. @nectarsleep

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Time for some anti-social lubricant.

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How to Create a Toxin Free Daily Routine https://t.co/S1YBacnyRj

[Ekim Drof @mlkef]

Sunday Musings #39: One With More Authors And Dubai Literature Festival 2019 https://t.co/kIBJHu0BXn via @elgeewrites