Mackenzie Lauren

ND ‘17, BS. CWRU ‘20, MSMP. St. Louis based medical writer.

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@WxNB_ @GeoRebekah Everybody STAY AWAY. From the mysterious steaming crack. Should not have to say this.

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Do you think, if you absolutely had to, that you could staff and rub a Taco Bell with only zombies?

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@TheBlondeRN Check out subreddits twoxchromosomes and childfree. One of them (maybe both) has lists of female-friendly OBGYN’s

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@MsJanet8591 @JoJoFromJerz Listen, the fact that I think Donald Trump needs to rot in prison does not mean that I think Joe Biden is any LESS of an asshole. Far as I’m concerned they can both rot in prison.

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@yourmamaRo @enbyinjail Yeah so what we’re not gonna do here is victim blame

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@jimmydodgeball1 @JoePostingg Camden NJ and East Cleveland OH.

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@JoePostingg To conservatives, those ARE the big cities.

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@DocDifferently Shhhhhhhhh don’t tell people, I’m hate keeping

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One time in high school I wrote a satirical how-to paper about using the football team to take over the world by bribing them with cheeseburgers

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Why are all the songs about pretty girls. Where are the songs about sleepy girls. I am a sleepy girl. I need a theme song too.

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@EdKrassen I would need to do a little more research on the rate of “regret” in trans folk (I suspect it is quite low), but I would get two opinions from two different child psychs. If they agree, start puberty blockers. Once time is up w that, see again what child wants

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@peter_titmus @Berg16759979 @megynkelly Then you also get into trigger laws, plus Texas trying to fuck it up for everybody by challenging the FDA on the safety of mifepristone, etc etc etc, and it’s not exactly easy to obtain an abortion is it?

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@peter_titmus @Berg16759979 @megynkelly Well but here’s the thing. Just because it’s LEGAL doesn’t mean it’s ACCESSIBLE. Take Illinois, for example. Abortion is legal until 24 weeks(ish), but for the southern half of the state, there is exactly one abortion clinic.

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@peter_titmus @Berg16759979 @megynkelly Define “most”

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I haven’t tweeted anything meaningful in a while. Got a new job and a new apartment. Life is damn good

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Punk ass Roomba

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Further update: 100%, new title, new company

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Update: 11.4%

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Hi I’m Kenzie and my toxic trait is I’m in a very loving and stable relationship but I still listen to club rat mixes

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@propublica @samdylanfinch @Capitol_Forum This is absolutely not a surprise to anyone who has worked in healthcare

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@eemoin That said I swear to god I’ve seen physicians diagnose weird things based on vibe alone and it almost always works