Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀

Husband, Father, Pastor, Lutheran, Homebrewer

[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

@TheDonStein They tried about 20 years ago. Didn’t really stop anything. It only made it so it was unregulated and off shore. Also states wanted their cut of the pie. Don’t get me wrong, gambling is exploiting the weak and the dumb. It is wrong. But impossible to stop online.

[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

@PastorSharp Of course you didn’t. You remembered your towel.

[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

@andrew_wiggen @PastorSharp for the children

[Haunts Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Every “creative” liturgy I’ve ever encountered is textually and musically worse than what we have in our hymnals.

Every “creative” confession and absolution I’ve heard is weaker in both law sternness and gospel sweetness than what is in our hymnals. Some have been so weak that we could fairly charge those who wrote them with false doctrine.

And in my 18 years as a pastor, unless they are appealing to “ceremonies need not be the same everywhere” I have never heard a strongly pro-contemporary worship pastor quote the Lutheran Confessions.

Never. Not once. Not a single time.

[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

@peterrslayton No kidding. The website with resolution status isn’t updated.

[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

@HansFiene With the way they played, people would have to be in church 30 hours a day 8 days a week.

[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

@TheDonStein Then the township sends a letter saying it needs to go back 2 feet as it is in the right of way :)

[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

@__smule__ @lymanstoneky I never got a single email. I did get the letter.

[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

@lymanstoneky I don’t think this was strictly a conservative - liberal thing. Dr. Biermann is a fairly traditional guy - see his essay condemning functionally open communion or his classes on man and women in Christ. He was actually the most conservative 2nd place alternative in 16 years.

[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

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[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

@HansFiene To be fair to some, marriage may come after 30. I was 32 (not because I wanted to delay) and we have “multiplied.”

[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

@TheDonStein But the context of the interview really was ignoring the theological divisions we have and that video highlighted some of the more extreme ones. Agree framing it in “PAC” language is not good, and the approach was less than helpful, but the issues presented are real.

[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

@TheDonStein @RevTedGiese I do question the Holy Fire thing though

[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

@HansFiene Gravity doesn’t exist

[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

@paul_a_tennant @HansFiene You can partner with another congregation and form a dual parish. It sounds as if finances are the major barrier to calling a full time pastor, this is where congregations must work together.

[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

@WmWeedon Only follow silly people on X… or otherwise stay off of it.

[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

@RepGregSteube *skies

[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

@fertrinity17 Yes. Jesus is literally the door and literally the true vine.

[Matt Lorfeld🍻🦩🐙💎🦥🚀 @mlorfeld]

@jaredhmoore Mary crushing the head of the serpent is where this crosses a line. Ascribing the action of the Son of God to the woman is heresy.

[Jan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @RosaryMum]

Nativity was going well until the Shepherds started fighting 🤭