🍏Applejack🍎

Ah sell apples an' apple 'cessories.

[NekoSnicker 🦈 @neko_snicker]

yeehaw

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

@MLP_Shimmery >=[

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

Nobody's apples are as good as Applejack's, not even @EQG_Applejack's.

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

She immediately spats it out.

"Tha' defin'ley ain't onna our apples. Wonder who lefta sub-par honeycrisp on my porch."

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

After a long day of work, she finds a mystery apple left on her doorstep.

Never one to waste a perfectly good apple, she takes a hearty bite.

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

"Apples."

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

Steam practically escapes from her ears as she stares out her kitchen window. A fine, dry sand is covering the entirety of Sweet Apple Acres!

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

"Ah'm gunna haveta have a talk with Fluttershy 'bout these gawt danged birds, they're more confused than'a pig with a cold."

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

She huffs and puffs, she's been at this all morning with no results. The birds just cackle at her and rise with each swipe of her hat only to settle right back down again.

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

Applejack can be found at Sweet Apple Acres, waving her hat around in an attempt to startle off a flock of seagulls that's somehow managed to migrate to her very-far-from-the-beach farm.

"Get'on, ya varmints!! Go on! Get!"

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

Curious, she takes a half step back.

Just outside her gates, she's met with a cool summer evening breeze.

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

Her hoof reaches out into the air, feeling a hot, oppressive wetness to it. She quirks a brow, confused.

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

She trit-trots across the boundary-line of her family farm.

Applejack halts.

"Somethin' don't feel right."

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

"Them darn squints, always doin' somethin' outta th' ordinary."

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

There's an odd scent on the air, like the salty breeze of a warm beach. She can't quite figure out why it's around, so she assumes it must be some @CWF_Report shenanigans.

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

The tingling over, Applejack shrugs and continues on, working on her chores.

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

"... Ah think somebody somewhere's is gunna learn'a lesson."

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

Her honesty senses are'a tinglin'.

[Gallus @mlp_Gallus]

*Gallus rubs his beak as he ponders the thought. That wouldn't exactly be honest, and @mlp_AJack would definitely be disappointed if he impersonated the Princess of all of Equestria. The EUP guard wouldn't be happy either.*

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

"But ya dooooo get as many tarts as ya can eat and as much cider as ya can drink!~"

[🍏Applejack🍎 @mlp_AJack]

"Nope!"