Mochabot

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

*Mochabot beep boops to life, but it does not compute*

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

@Mlp_Bonnet @mlp_SMocha *she is the system!*

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

Mop, mop, mop.

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

*deadpanning, she grabs the mop and sets to work*

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

*peering over, Mochabot shudders at the dainty drool trail strewn across the floor*

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

One for you, and you, aaaaaaand... you. *one by one, she slides coffees to @mlp_DIatiara, @mlp_Rarity, and yet another for @mlp_Celestia*

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

*before the foam dissolves, she squirts on several large dollops* Alrighty! Heeeeeere we are!

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

Got it, @mlp_Rarity! *she lines up a row of cups and sets to work frantically dishing out the caffeine trail*

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

I thought none of you would ever ask, @mlp_DIatiara. *smile still plastered, she sides the salted caramel coffee down the counter*

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

*DING! Mochabot swipes the steeping cup and SLAMS it on the counter* Somepony needs this, and I don't care who's first.

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

*without so much as looking, she drops several salted caramel squares into a coffee cup and slips it under the nozzle*

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

*her eye twitches* Mocha is going to decommission me. *Mochabot forces out a smile*

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

*she scribbles down 'coffee bibs' onto a stray napkin*

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

.....is she drooling?

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

Princesses aren't animals, they're majestic creatures with--

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

Hey! *she furrows her brow at @mlp_Trixie* As much as I agree, don't insult the customer base!

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

*shutting her socket, Mochabot proceeds to wipe up several belch drops from the counter*

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

.......*her left eyepiece cracks*

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

She was right. They're just customers. *Mochabot rotates her tail* Regardless.

[Mochabot @mlp_MochaBot]

*she huffs, wiping her brow*