Nerd Alert

"Hey! I'm Nerd! I!m a vibrant Pegasus that runs a small comic shop called The Nerd Shop. Come by for a read or nerdy conversation!"

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

Guess whom is back.

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

"But those cost more than the store brand!" https://t.co/2QmI01rMwD

[cwf @CWF_Report]

NOTICE: To ensure that your adorable socks provide climatologically appropriate insulation, be sure to only purchase those bearing the "CWF Seal of Approval"

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

"Why do cupcakes keep popping up in my shop?"
He nommed on a chocolate one.
"Not that I'm complaining."

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

There was a vote? https://t.co/Omd23vY7Uc

[Gummy @mlp_GummyGator]

*methodically bites anypony without an "I VOTED" sticker*

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

"Who keeps raiding the candy stock by the counter?!"
He looked at the wrappers under his hooves.

"...Oh. Never mind!"

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

Has a sneaky suspicion @mlp_MissEris comes in and "borrows" a comic when he's distracted. He doesn't have any proof, but he'll find out.

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

"Why is the Aquapony comic selling so much lately?
No pony loves the classic Ultrapony comics anymore."

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

Doesn't understand why Queen @mlp_Celestia is so obsessed with sweets. Has she ever tasted cashews?

[Gummy @mlp_GummyGator]

*appreciates a nice tautology* https://t.co/38f0bDuaYR

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

Is more of a french toast pony himself. Cinnamon buns are alright. https://t.co/6xW3qZfDOv

[Princess Celestia @mlp_Celestia]

Ah, cinnamon buns. The cinnamon buns of the cinnamon bun world. *enjoys a cinnamon bun*

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

Wonders if he has enough bits to buy a home yet.

"Almost there!"

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

Could really go for a hot cup of cider right now.

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

After reinventing his methods of selling comic books, he started getting more customers.

"Thank Celestia for advertisements!"

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

@mlp_Pinkie Comes back to join @mlp_Pinkie' party, his fluster gone, and walks slowly inside. He avoids conversation and just noms on a couple cupcakes.

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

||: I can't do.., Cartoon and whimsical anymore.

Sorry for the drama.

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

|| @MLP_Tailsin was here when I started on this account five years ago.
Y'all are an old school Twitterpony.

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

@MLP_Tailsin ||: Damn, you're still around? XD

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

Them and him both. He lives out of his office. https://t.co/ik4fm2HewY

[Nerd Alert @mlp_Nerd]

"HELLO?! HAS ANYONE SEEN A COFFEE PONY?!"

Subtle.

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

I just randomly received 0.028 Bitcoins from an anonymous external source.

*retires*