Bumboat Scuttle

Earth pony and sailor in retirement.

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

*Scuttle sets up a dreamcatcher by her front window.*

*Last thing she wants is some Hearth's Warming ghost or whatever to pop up just 'cause she doesn't decorate her place enough or something*

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

What if I just...

*Scuttle takes a step to the right.*

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

*Scuttle's buying stuff out in town again... or at least trying to, what with the day it is meaning not much available at all*
Aye, it's all for me... no, I don't do dinners like that.

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

...surprised someone still knows when it is.

*Another sip from the bottle, flumping back onto the couch* Or where I am, even. Eh, well.

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

*Scuttle eyes the spontaneously-appearing bottle on her table, squinting... and then just nabs and pops it open.* Better not be cursed or something. Would spice it up, though.

*Mumbling, she takes a hefty chug outta it while eyeing the card that was on it*

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

*As is yearly tradition, she's "celebrating" her birthday by doing nothing of note... besides busting out the premium cider, but that's more of an uncommon occurrence than a special one anyway*

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

*Scuttle pushes a fairly large bucket full of candy out her front door and closes it again.
She bought a bunch of sweets for herself for the night, but having forgotten (or not bothered) to hand out most of it yesternight, she's just leaving that all out there for whoever*

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

'oy.
*She gives @mlp_Maven a quick little wave in response, with her free hoof... or the one she's holding food with, anyway*

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

*Scuttle is at the Gala, getting out of the house for an event proper for once.

She's not doing much though, other than minding herself and snacking. She's "dressed" casually, save for one of her captain's coats for the sake of formality*

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

*Scuttle is buying stuff at the Ponyville market today, late as it might be already. She's taken to just getting whatever she needs there instead of going through the troubles of importation lately*

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

oh.

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

*lazying off. It's right about midnight, sure, but she's still taking it as a lazy night nevertheless, especially since she's still awake.*

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

*Scuttle, a fairly plain earth pony, in such a particularly slothful pose, is uneventfully half-listening to the radio while reading some inane magazines.*

...they really just rehash some of these articles sometimes, huh. Cheap.

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

*Yaaaaaaaawn....*

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

*Scuttle has been sitting around at home for the better part of the month by now. She hasn't done much other than listen to the radio and tidy up a bit and whatnot*

So dull... don't have anything better to do anymore, though.

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

*For April Foals' Day, she's present in Ponyville.

That's it, that's the prank; it's a practical joke.*

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

[Happy birthday, Scuttle's account, wherever you may be.]

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

*Scuttle has been MIA for so long for a reason–the giant ship currently stuck... might not be it*

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

Oh yeah I mentioned this before but if you want me outside here for whatever reason or just to keep up with my bullhay I'm over at @medisour–personal and stuff. 👋

[Bumboat Scuttle @mlp_bumboat]

@mlp_Dabble x_____x

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*flops on @mlp_dabble*