Cloud Skimmer

That's DOCTOR Cloud Skimmer to you!

The newly-crowned Princess of Storms, and Equestria's premier questionably-sane weather scientist

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*Drains another glass of sparkling cider, once again wondering how she ever got talked into making an appearance*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*So THAT'S what's causing that itch in her right hoof!*

[Princess Celestia @mlp_Celestia]

*created an eternal storm once quite by mistake: confined it to a teacup*

*had to lock it in a cubby under a bell jar*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*Ruefully appreciates the irony inherent in the fact that, should somepony actually succeed in creating an eternal storm, it would now be her job to put a stop to it*

*Not for the first time, she wonders why she ever wanted a horn in the first place*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*Once did some back-of-the-napkin math on just what sort of effects a never-ending storm cell would have on Equestria*

*Terms such as "apocalyptic" became relevent*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

@CWF_Report *Was starting to wonder what her destiny truly was*

*And now she knows, and it's beautiful*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*Isn't entirely sure why all her neighbours moved away, but she's not complaining. Extra room to expand!*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*If Skimmer isn't allowed to maintain possession of the LEIC despite /technically/ being the overseer of CWF - a hollow title if ever there was one - then Moon isn't allowed a tank*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*STRICTLY ENFORCED LAWS*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*What dastardly schemes does this strange and dangerous mare concoct within her sprawling laboratories build beneath the foundations of her home?*

"BzzzzWAAAAAAAAARP....."

*Hunched over a desk in a small puddle of her own drool, Cloud Skimmer snores*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*It doesn't have even a SINGLE gargoyle*

*It does, however, lack a "Welcome" mat, which is quite possibly the spookiest thing one can see in Ponyville*

[Ginger Snaps @mlp_trshprincss]

@mlp_cloudskim *eats a bagel on the roof*

*spooky houses have the best architecture for snacking*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*Within the house with delusions of mansionhood, a very strange pony lives. That it is her lair is, perhaps, a strong description, though many who have met the mare in question consider the term appropriate*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*It is a building many tend to keep a respectful distance from, though such behaviour is of no fault of the architecture. It is a fine house, after all, and blame should never be set on the undeserving*

*It is the owner of the home, instead, that garners well-earned wariness*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*On the outskirts of Ponyville, set apart from its fellows by an expansive yard covered in warning signs, sits a house*

*Though far from an opulent mansion, it is still a large, sprawling affair, with the signs of expansions not part of the original design still visible*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*One should take care with what one rouses from slumber*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*With a cheery "pop" that echoes through the not-actually-entirely-secure chamber deep within the CWF factory, Skimmer opens a bottle of champagne and snuggles up to the warm priming barrel of the LEIC, secure in the knowledge that @mlp_Beaufort can never come between them*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*Plans for a romantic evening spent within the LEIC priming chamber*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

(At least they weren't tentacles...)

*Thousand-yard stare*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*Would claim it was an accident, but the public maniacal laughter in the immediate aftermath heavily implies otherwise*

[cwf @CWF_Report]

@Silverline_OOC You know what you did.

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*Is desperately researching the effects of various fungi on Kelpies*

*This constantly happy, chirpy and optimistic Glade is horrifying to her, and she needs to FIX it*

[Cloud Skimmer @mlp_cloudskim]

*Snorts*

"You've been warned. But if I see so much as a glimmer from that in my home, I'm tossing you out - possibly of the city limits"