Spike the Dragon

Just your average boss! I may look small but I pack a huge punch! ((mirror verse #twitterponies))

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

*I shower everyday!*

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

*i don’t smell!*

[Ruto @Mlp_Ruto2]

Well he looks like @mlp_spike but he says he’s cooler than him and came from a mirror.

*she tells @mlp_Starline about @mlp_parSpike*

He’s usually grumpy and smelly though

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

Sure whatever. I have to get back

*he flies out through the window*

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

Be your assistant. I’ll help with your magic

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

Fine I’ll do it

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

You do too actually…

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

She reminds me of someone that’s all

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

Well I’ve been alone my entire life. I’ve just been mooching off a princess for a bit. Easy mark

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

You think you could turn me good?

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

Only if you’re useful to me.

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

I’m spike.

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

Yeah once you focus everything becomes easier to do.

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

Good. Now teleport onto the bed

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

Good. Lift the bed

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

Deep breathe and focus and just let it all drift away

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

Well don’t try. Do it. You need to move on.

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

*sigh*

Okay listen you have to get over yourself. Whatever happened is done. Move on. It’s no use lingering and focusing on the past. You’re a kid you shouldn’t worry about stuff that’s happened

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

It’s more like you are just wanting to be left alone

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

Okay clearly you aren’t even focused on this.

[Spike the Dragon @mlp_parSpike]

You know probably more than you think kid. What has you distracted that you can never focus?