Melissa 🧜🏼‍♀️

Coffee-holic. Weather enthusiast. Football addict. Self-proclaimed Pokemon Master. Sarcasm is my specialty.

[Melissa 🧜🏼‍♀️ @mlwpeace]

@WxmanFranz Never seen so much hail at once here

[Melissa 🧜🏼‍♀️ @mlwpeace]

@PSAcard Been stuck in assembly for over a month. How much more of a delay can we expect?

[Melissa 🧜🏼‍♀️ @mlwpeace]

@NJLottery Mocha Mae from Manahawkin 🐾 @wingstoflyy

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Seeing Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift on my screen at another sporting event

[Melissa 🧜🏼‍♀️ @mlwpeace]

@TikTokSupport Still haven’t been able to recover my account that’s been hacked. Can you review my DM please?

[Melissa 🧜🏼‍♀️ @mlwpeace]

@TikTokSupport My email and phone number have been removed from my account. Can you respond to my ticket/DM on here?

[amaya ❦ @amxya17__]

this is literally a stunt all planned by trump. look at how the message changed within 20 mins…. trump is gonna come in office and play savior by unbanning the app to get more sympathy and likes from the public. do not fall for this bs. #tiktokban

[Dylan @nyjetsfansonly]

One last ride

[MUSK INNOVATION @iporeevex]

people are circling back

[Jake Chatzky @jchat85]

So close to never having to watch the 2024 Jets again

[JetsSopranos @JetsSopranos]

The Jets won yesterday.

[JetsSopranos @JetsSopranos]

Jets fans waking up for another meaningless November game.

[KELLY COHEN @ByKellyCohen]

Me getting these cabinet member appointee alerts

[Melissa 🧜🏼‍♀️ @mlwpeace]

@TheRealFunyuns I can has? ✨

[Melissa 🧜🏼‍♀️ @mlwpeace]

@ring @ring where is the turkey sound? 😭

[Melissa 🧜🏼‍♀️ @mlwpeace]

Hey @ring, same question from last year! 😝

[Melissa 🧜🏼‍♀️ @mlwpeace]

@ring Where is the turkey sound for my Chime Pro? 😂🦃

[Melissa 🧜🏼‍♀️ @mlwpeace]

@ring Well, well, well @ring. Here I am again humbly requesting the turkey sound for my chime. 🦃

[Melissa 🧜🏼‍♀️ @mlwpeace]

@Starbucks I’ve been so excited to try the new cold foams. I ordered 2 this morning and both melted before I even got home. They normally don’t do that. 😞

[Melissa 🧜🏼‍♀️ @mlwpeace]

At least the cost of eggs will be $0.45 cheaper ya know

[Politic@l Spinner. @lesstenny]

That's all I'm saying about that

[Laura @ldollaz_]

First day in hell.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.