Madilyn

I'm an asshole and I like it.

[Madilyn @MlynPei]

@GeneralMills what is this insane note I found inside this pancake mix box???

[Madilyn @MlynPei]

@kellymarklive if I was interested in watching the poor communication dynamics of this married couple, I’d rather watch it as a porn. Come up with something better than this crap @ABCNetwork

[Josh Shapiro @JoshShapiroPA]

Doug Mastriano is a dangerous extremist. Spread the word.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Never tell a little girl that when a boy is mean or rude to her it's because he has a crush on her. Don't teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

This Sunday I’ll be playing the Born And Raised album in its entirety for the first time ever solo acoustic @pinecreeklodge in Livingston, MT. You can purchase the live stream @nugsnet. All proceeds will go to local area flood relief. ♥️⛰

https://t.co/1DZs0mVykx

[Desper @DarbyDesper]

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
- George Carlin

[Madilyn @MlynPei]

I really need to hear @florencemachine cover Kate Bush’s Running Up that Hill

[Madilyn @MlynPei]

General Organa would be fighting with us #StarWars #CarrieFisher #BansOffOurBodies #mybodymychoice

[Madilyn @MlynPei]

Fucked around and about to find out #BansOffOurBodies #AbortionIsEssential

[NPR @NPR]

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy urged people not to believe fake information about the surrender of the country's army.

Street fighting has been reported in Kyiv as troops defend the capital against the Russian invasion. https://t.co/8L321w9w1A

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The American sprinter Sha’Carri Richardson, who lost her spot on the U.S. team for the 2020 Summer Olympics after she tested positive for marijuana, questioned why the Russian skater Kamila Valieva could compete after failing a doping test. https://t.co/CmPMgKpHtr

[Madilyn @MlynPei]

@BetterCallSaul I’d mark my calendar if given a date!

[TakedownMRAs @TakedownMRAs]

How it started:
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[Madilyn @MlynPei]

@OccupyDemocrats Democrats are just as bad as republicans. The system is broken and the 2 party system is failing us. Let’s burn it all down and start again.

[Madilyn @MlynPei]

@kfc Not vegan, not vegetarian, don’t eat it if you’re either

[Madilyn @MlynPei]

@TFLN They may grow temporarily, but without light they all will die. These plants varieties can tolerate less light, but it’s merely prolonging their death

[Madilyn @MlynPei]

@RogerWi71241090 @asteriaofnight @vixmcintyre @Kingkrool455 @melJsaysso @GanniTonya @maqart55 @murmalerm @disabilityharpy @squishsmawmaw @incompleteocean @OcurrenciasFM @EliseOceans My wisdom teeth?

[Madilyn @MlynPei]

@RogerWi71241090 @asteriaofnight @vixmcintyre @Kingkrool455 @melJsaysso @GanniTonya @maqart55 @murmalerm @disabilityharpy @squishsmawmaw @incompleteocean @OcurrenciasFM @EliseOceans My tonsils?

[Madilyn @MlynPei]

@RogerWi71241090 @asteriaofnight @vixmcintyre @Kingkrool455 @melJsaysso @GanniTonya @maqart55 @murmalerm @disabilityharpy @squishsmawmaw @incompleteocean @OcurrenciasFM @EliseOceans My adenoids?