4’9 on a good day

(she/her)

[4’9 on a good day @mlz_mp3]

hello yes, I’ve come on here to say that I have made the strenuous decision that I will indeed be dating a musician in the future; and that’s on an out of tune C# luv

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

i’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me

[charlie @chunkbardey]

if someone leaves your life it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world

[4’9 on a good day @mlz_mp3]

The way his face DROPPED when Jess told him she was falling for him 😭 #TheBachelor

[v @djosbrunette]

everyone say THANK YOU MARIA for making mondays exciting again👸🏻 #thebachelor

[4’9 on a good day @mlz_mp3]

“I wanna be your vacuum cleaner, breathing in your dust” Are you calling me dirty???

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Spotify announces that premium users can now access up to 15 hours of free audiobook listening per month from among 150k titles.

[𝕽𝖊𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓 • @ifheavenexists]

I’m so glad Miley Cyrus became a legend. I remember in middle school my math teacher was like “let’s see where she is in 10 years”, and here we are, 10 years later with Miley being a legend and my math teacher being in jail for sleeping with students. Bless.

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Even in death we cannot escape sexual objectification by men

[Bach Rants @bach_rants]

This sleepy king is going straight to paradise I have no doubt.
#thebachelorette #bachelorette

[bach memes @thebachelwhore]

charitys tripping over all these other guys when this man is minding his business and knitting her a scarf on the bus??
#TheBachelorette #bachelorette

[4’9 on a good day @mlz_mp3]

Yes I read books but they’re all romance or self-help not actual textbooks or political theory so pls don’t actually think that I’m smart I’m just a hopeless mentally ill romantic

[4’9 on a good day @mlz_mp3]

My Red Wave did hit on Election Day, cramps are bad but better me than the country right?

[4’9 on a good day @mlz_mp3]

to all my short kings, queens, and other royalty, do NOT go outside I just felt an intense gust of wind

[4’9 on a good day @mlz_mp3]

“Hey can you pass the salt?”

“Tf is your problem???”

[4’9 on a good day @mlz_mp3]

Responding with “what tf is your problem??” to normal questions is so silly

[4’9 on a good day @mlz_mp3]

If I ever have the urge to drop out I simply will not. What am I gonna do, drop out??? I already said I’m not doing that.

[4’9 on a good day @mlz_mp3]

The weather just got chilly so I must bring out the big guns

(Big guns = The thick hispanic blanket and fuzzy socks)

[4’9 on a good day @mlz_mp3]

I think it’s silly that when I tip an Uber/Lyft driver my thought process is “Awe they didn’t kidnap me, let me give them $5🥰”