Matt MacComb

[duchovny! @DAlgonquin]

your english teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Hard to explain how locked in as a viewer you were when this obstacle came on in American Gladiators

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🎃 @simpsons_DG]

Well, Mr. Burns had done it
the power plant had won it
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious
On the barroom tile! 🎵

[Matt MacComb @mmaccomb]

@Woodguy55 @RomulusNotNuma My only complaint about tonights win is that Corey Perry didn't channel Mike Keane *spits*

[Matt MacComb @mmaccomb]

RIP

[Matt MacComb @mmaccomb]

@mulaney The blindfold was a very good bit that could have been elevated to greatness if you were also wearing roller skates

[Matt MacComb @mmaccomb]

#evergreentweet

[Matt MacComb @mmaccomb]

1 - The @LAKings

#LetsGoOilers

[Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @OOCCouchGags]

#AprilFoolsDay

[ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes @ShinyMcShine_]

"All right, guys, pipe down. I got some more in the garage."
"I'll get it for you, Homer."
"Hmm. I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage."
"The "garage"? Hey, fellas, the "garage." Well, ooh, la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman."
"What do you call it?"
"A car hole."

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Good to have you back.

[Matt MacComb @mmaccomb]

@dick_nixon His history of being duped by conmen would suggest Orr doesn't know better

[Mark Spector🇨🇦🇺🇦 @SportsnetSpec]

This might be the biggest Canada-Russia game since ‘72!

[Matt MacComb @mmaccomb]

About to answer the age old question of whether these are so good that buying some before visiting someone in the hospital is the correct choice

[Matt MacComb @mmaccomb]

@KristinRaworth You should change your username to Cassandra

[Matt MacComb @mmaccomb]

@dick_nixon Across the world, federal parties who were in power during COVID and the recovery phase are getting hammered on inflation. No one cares that macroeconomic indicators say the storm was weathered well; they care that the price of eggs and bread has doubled