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i hope something good finds you today

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

How many takes do you think it took to get the dragon to do that so good

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

why are they called capybaras and not guinea bigs

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

not to spoil the eclipse for y'all but bella chooses edward lol

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

Me when I go to someone's house and they have a pet

[💗 @urfaveluvr]

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

[samantha @milkygoddess]

this cannot be the way the cookie crumbles

[kim @KimmyMonte]

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

so a touchdown is kind of like a joint slay

[clare @sadderlizards]

can we go to home depot i like smelling the lumber section

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me: i need to save money
also me:

[morgan @em0morgan]

after letting a car merge into my lane

[Nikki Nasty @nicolerafiee]

rubbing my feet together like a lil cricket just so i fall asleep

[pj @pjayevans]

Can I come over. I got the zoomies and you have an open floor plan

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

do beavers even know what the hell they’re doing or they just see water and say “i have to put a stop to this”

[briannamoroll ☁︎ @BlossomyBri]

I truly hate driving i am made to be a passenger princess