Tim Maher

It has been said that my taste in music is on par with a 16 year old girl.

[Tim Maher @mmaher_tim]

@MTMehan So now we're looking at the letter vs. spirit of the law, and you're advocating for the letter?

[Tim Maher @mmaher_tim]

It's not actually htpocritical because they both fall into the same category: If you disagree with how we want things, we should be allowed to kill you with impunity. Whether it's government agents or private citizens, they want to legally kill you if you disagree with them.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Conservatives: If you stand in front of a car it should be allowed to run you over

Also conservatives: If an unidentified agent of the state stands in front of your car, he should be allowed to shoot you to death

[Tim Maher @mmaher_tim]

Republican messaging has hit a wall because they've controlled everything for a while, but they're still doing the "scrappy underdog facing an existential threat" thing. It isn't working bc their message of "say thank you to your murderous, pedophilic overlords" isn't resonating.

[Speaker Mike Johnson @SpeakerJohnson]

THE BARBARIANS ARE INSIDE THE GATE!

We are fighting right now in Congress over whether we're going to maintain our status as a constitutional republic OR trade that in, dismantle the foundations and GO DOWN THIS DARK ROAD OF DEATH TO COMMUNISM.

THAT is the question.

[Tim Maher @mmaher_tim]

They do understand. They just think the right people are being murdered.

[Warren @swd2]

If I'm driving my car with my kids in the backseat and masked thugs with guns start screaming at me with guns drawn you can bet your ass I'm trying to get the hell out of there. I'm not sure why this is hard for some of you all to understand.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

If you defend ICE killing people because they "didn't comply," then you're not allowed to bellyache when we call you a fascist.

You don't get to advocate for fascism and deny that you're fascist.

[Archy✝️ | Richard Nixon Democrat @ArchysLife]

They joined ICE precisely *because* it allows them to do this. We are talking about a horde of resentful provincials who feel they've been trodded over, and thus consider it a right to exact wanton terror upon those they perceive to be trodding over them.

[Tim Maher @mmaher_tim]

This is a really great setting for a Nick Shirley interview because he is much closer to Alex Jones than an actual journalist.

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

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[dead domain @DomainDead]

They cut funding for your healthcare, your children’s schools, and disease control.

But they can fund flock, data centers, wars that make everything harder. ICE can kill with impunity.

And if you dissent to any of it, you’ll be called a “commie” and they want to kill you too.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Here is a video of you voting to give $70,000,000,000 in additional funding to ICE

[Tim Maher @mmaher_tim]

Republican: (Watches videos of ICE executing Americans in the street) In my opinion, the video is lying, and you can not change my mind.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Norman: ICE agents are here to protect this country, to get the illegals out…

PabloReports: But they’re shooting people in their cars on the streets—

Norman: That’s your opinion.

[Tim Maher @mmaher_tim]

This would be a valid argument, except for the fact that Republicans have established there is no standard to which they can be held, so the evil and harm they do cannot be held against them.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Republicans control the Presidency, House and Senate.

[Tim Maher @mmaher_tim]

He's a lying, disingenuous sycophant who likes seeing the government murder people on our own soil.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Q: The ICE agents who killed a person in Maine yesterday were not using body cameras. Does there need to be accountability on DHS?

Mike Johnson: Uhhh I don't know anything about this event. I was busy yesterday.

[Tim Maher @mmaher_tim]

@SenatorCollins You sound very concerned. Maybe you shouldn't have been the deciding vote to give ICE $70 billion with absolutely no oversight. Start planning your retirement party.

[Tim Maher @mmaher_tim]

For decades, Republicans used "Democrats will end the filibuster" as a scare tactic to get votes. Now, they're using their favorite tool (shutting down the government) to force it's destruction. They value nothing but power, and you should never listen to their moralizing.

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

TRUMP WARNS OF SEPTEMBER GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN UNLESS SENATE ENDS FILIBUSTER

[Anthony Emerson❤️🌲🦞🇾🇪🌹 @AnthonyMEmerson]

oh thanks susan as long as this fucking guy is on the case there's nothing to worry about

[WarMonitor @TheWarMonitor]

2024 MAGA: They should come here legally.

2026 MAGA: Don't care if they were legal or even citizens... they deserved to die anyway!

[Tim Maher @mmaher_tim]

"Ruler of the Free World"

These people want a dictator so bad.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Tim Scott: I wish more people in our party realized that President Trump is the ruler of the free world…. Just like Lindsey Graham did.

[Chad Scott @cpscott16]

There's not gonna be evidence. This is gonna be a crock of horse shit. If there was any evidence there would be charges, instead Trump is going to lie and fabricate evidence and dumb Maga motherfuckers are gonna lap it up as per usual while the rest of us don't even fucking watch anymore.

[Tim Maher @mmaher_tim]

@MTMehan Cons believe that authority is only lawful when it fits their point of view. Hence, Cons want to be able to kill anyone who disagrees with them with impunity.

[Tim Maher @mmaher_tim]

Don't worry! The President will tell Cracky Kennedy to stop testing for/reporting the numbers, and we will bring it down to 0 reported cases in no time!

[ABC News @ABC]

Cases of cyclosporiasis, an intestinal infection caused by a parasite, are currently being reported in nearly three dozen states, according to an @ABC News tally. https://t.co/nt93OPmHqf