marissa 👽

my life is one big frat party • Bad Bunny enthusiast

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Every McDonald's should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken

[makai ➡️AC @makaikatte]

“juneteenth is a made up holiday”

bitch all holidays are fucking made up, just say you’re racist lol

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Showing the security guard what they are going to be missing out on if they don't let me in the club

[Jes @jescross]

I love you, my beautiful country, Philadelphia

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

You make my motor purr BITCCH!!

[alexa ✨️⚾️☀️ @winchdeann]

I'm crying this is so funny

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I just helped a 94 year old dude figure out how to use his card at the gas pump. First off my dawg we need to get you off the road

[Russ Joy @JoyOnBroad]

Brazil fans attempting the jinx against Argentina by putting a Messi jersey on Rocky… might be crazy enough to work.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

they're saying there's 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[Lami 🇪🇸🇫🇷 @lamitasdiary]

Drake wishes he was half as attractive as benito

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

Things that just make sense in Philadelphia

[Covie @covie_93]

Why couldn't trump just watch the NBA finals on TV at the White House like he did the Jan. 6 insurrection???

[Zito @_Zeets]

Hope he gets treated like this until the last day of his miserable life

[mel @HotAsPuck]

getting fired in Philly TWICE by two different teams is crazy

[1Kalwayslyin_ @laurlin24]

Holy shit

[Jordan Chamberlain @jordylancaster]

Delta passengers when spirit passengers get on the plane

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

And just like that… everybody stopped talking about the Epstein Files.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

who tf do DoorDash be hiring 😭😭😭😭

[Covie @covie_93]

Maybe the World Cup should not be hosted in a country the Pope doesn't feel safe visiting.

Just a thought.

[Covie @covie_93]

The American-born Pope will not visit the US while trump is president.

That should tell you all you need to know about trump's America.