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♐️🌞⚓️

[BILLY @BILLYhavs]

I’m crying. This couple had their pet llama as a groomsman 😭

[George Civeris @georgeciveris]

This whole eclipse glasses situation once again marginalizes the “doesn’t plan ahead” community, incidentally the only people who actually appreciate beauty.

[undecided voter @eyeballslicer]

because we’re here on earth to fart around

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

Whoever named the didgeridoo should've been allowed to name more stuff.

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

🚨| @TaylorSwift13 changed her profile picture to black and white

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

We're severely underutilizing the concept of groundhog's day. We should be ripping more animals out hiding and asking them unknowable questions about the future at least weekly

[chart data @chartdata]

Taylor Swift is now the artist with the #1 most monthly listeners on global Spotify (105.3 million).

[snowglobe allie (swiftball era) @reckedmaserati]

dominoes cascaded in a line

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

I could never live off the grid. Crunchwrap Supremes are found exclusively on the grid.

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

Isn’t it obvious?

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

Nobody:

The preamble before a recipe:

[ana ꨄ︎ ifb @sweettkarma]

me when i hear a taylor swift song in the grocery store

[Sav @SavLovesSwift]

Me: I’m a grown adult I can’t stay up until 2am on a work night in case Taylor Swift announces a new album
Also me: I’m a grown adult and I can do what I want

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

Every night I think “I can make it to the surprise songs” and then it gets to be 1:30 am and she’s still prancing around the fucking woods and I realize no! I cannot “make it” to the surprise songs!! I’m tired!!! I’m going to bed!!!!

[emily may @emilykmay]

Hi, today I virtually WAITED IN LINE to be able to receive an EMAIL and the email means I *MIGHT* get a chance to PURCHASE TICKETS to go to a concert in 1.5 years that I went to 3 months ago.

[bobby @bobby]

you should be purchasing one unusual sauce or dip every time you visit the grocery store. if you want to have a nice life.

[Olive Garden @olivegarden]

THIS TOUR SHOULD BE NEVER-ENDING JUST LIKE OUR SOUP, SALAD, AND BREADSTICKS 😭 @taylorswift13

[zane* @zaneugh]

Taylor Swift will make you do crazy things like look at flights to Indiana