🌴 Alchemist

Humble and Unorthodox

All praises to the Lord Jesus 🙏

[toxic king @toxicking]

The universe has a funny way of reminding you to focus on yourself

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

The later you have your lunch break, the shorter the work day

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Major cheat code for life: Get organized. Just get your sh*t together, really. Stop creating emergencies for yourself by being all over the place. Pick a direction. Focus. Lock in. Discipline doesn't remove every problem, but it prevents a shocking number of avoidable ones.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

tbh, if you're brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward u with a new hello

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me king slime

[Georgina-Libbie @georginalibbie]

A woman was rude to me on the train today, so I googled the book she was reading and told her who the murderer is.

[Luxi ⭐ @0xLuxi]

Big money starts with respecting small money.

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

No amount of low spending will save you. If the money isn't constant, you'll still go broke.

[Zindel kira @Zenith4luv]

If you think people are STINGY,

Calm down and look for a job,

Work for a month.

Get paid and start sharing the money

[مريم ثالث @Maryaamerhhh]

So nobody can come up with counterfeit cars? I really don’t mind driving a Lambogigi Urusco or a Ranger Rovovo I should just be able to afford it😭

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

The strongest man (Samson) and the wisest man (Solomon) in the Bible were defeated by lust. Let that sink in.

[aether @bluewdrift]

quitting your worst habit will change your life faster than starting your best habit. stop the leak before you fill the bucket

[m @skitzocat]

to fuck around is human, to find out is divine

[Learn Latin @latinedisce]

Ego sum Alpha et Omega, principium et finis — “I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending.”

[Samrah @_Chemist1]

you can tell who has survived hell by how terrifyingly calm they stay in chaos.

[The Ways of A Gentleman @Gentleman_Ways]

“Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.”

-Dale Carnegie

[Eric @amerix]

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

[Words & Wisdom @WordsnWisdom26]

To win any battle, you must fight as if you are already dead.

— Miyamoto Musashi

[Words & Wisdom @WordsnWisdom26]

"If everything you offered was not enough, offer your absence."

— Mario Benedetti