Molly McCloskey

[Lena @chancevisitors]

[offering nothing of value] new york needs me

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

april showers (i cried all month) brings may flowers (i’m a new bitch)

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

I’m at he airport bar telling your girlfriend she shouldn’t put up with your shit

[♡ @shoujochi]

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

[limz @limizms]

Let me regulate my nervous system and i’ll get back to u

[Ihateberwald @ihateberwald]

Why is no one raaaaaptured

[jo @cowboypraxis]

i tried to make two plans in one day. as if i were god. as if i were literal god.

[jynx @jynxbby]

men are soo hot. i wish they were good people.

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

See how I’m not storming the capitol today? Very demure, very mindful.

[Molly McCloskey @mmccloskk]

Jokingly apologized to my therapist today for being emotional because I'm on my period. The way she didn't take a single breath before shooting back "I can tell" HELP

[Molly McCloskey @mmccloskk]

My slutty little thumbs are working so hard swiping on bumble today.

[Molly McCloskey @mmccloskk]

If there's ever a doordash data leak I will have to go into the witness protection program.

[Molly McCloskey @mmccloskk]

To the people adding music to their Instagram posts… ENOUGH!

[Molly McCloskey @mmccloskk]

Guys, great news. My therapist approves of my new (delusional/fictional) relationship with Jack Schlossberg. The future is looking bright.

[Molly McCloskey @mmccloskk]

The couple making out in front of me in the TSA line needs to RELAX.

[Molly McCloskey @mmccloskk]

Having too many friends that live in New Jersey is truly my cross to bear.

[Molly McCloskey @mmccloskk]

@homosexualcandy The way I just LOL'ed.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

let's go to Chili's (flirting)

[B 💋 @raysofberry]

I’ve officially rescheduled my wedding to 2026… such a difficult decision but it’s for the best due to due my schedule and the current climate. It will also give me more time to find the person I’m marrying so I guess it works out.

[Molly McCloskey @mmccloskk]

Shoutout to whatever (recently dumped) intern at the Maryland Motor Vehicle Administration who set the customer service line's default holding music to "Single" by Natasha Bedingfield. 10/10. No notes.