Molly

I mold and shape young minds… j’enseigne les gosses…entreno pollos

[Molly @mmevert1789]

My students seriously think any movie without superheroes must be a documentary.

[Molly @mmevert1789]

Everybody wants transparency until it shows them in a bad light.

[Molly @mmevert1789]

You’d think, since I’ve had bangs my entire life on this planet, that I would know not to cut them too short. You’d think that. But you’d be wrong.

[Molly @mmevert1789]

Wearing a onesie is not a costume. Fight me.

[Molly @mmevert1789]

Completely fell in love with @MrJayWashington this week listening to @DougLovesMovies !!

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

Being excited to get off early means something completely different in your 40s than it did in your 20s.

[Molly @mmevert1789]

Here’s one for @simoncholland

[Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness]

Dads love telling other dads while trick or treating, “You scared me, Bob. Next time don’t come dressed as yourself”

[Molly @mmevert1789]

@ChrisFranjola Gets me through each week!

[Chris Franjola @ChrisFranjola]

Check out this Podcast https://t.co/YHbEF7UomZ

[Molly @mmevert1789]

@CatsoNemec @imcorinnemec

[Molly @mmevert1789]

@JenKirkman Got mine today. Thanks Jen for fighting the good fight!!

[Molly @mmevert1789]

Do I hold grudges? I’m still mad at The shining for killing off Scatman Crothers.

[tasty waste @Chloevol2]

When I was young I asked my Great-grandma why she didn't keep her Jewish surname after coming to America.

"We still hide because they still hunt. Quiet doesn't mean the forest is safe."

I can't stop thinking about that.

[Molly @mmevert1789]

@UberFacts The AVID school program

[alex @alex_fiscadoro]

life is like sanskrit read to a pony
-lou reed

[Molly @mmevert1789]

His nose wouldn’t be so big if he was taller.

[Molly @mmevert1789]

The soul patch is the truck nuts of facial hair.

[Trey @treydayway]

A vacation...but from superhero movies

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

[1958]

TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"Hold on a second..."
DIRECTOR:
"Cut! What's the problem?"
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"Let me see that script."
DIRECTOR:
"Why?"
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"I think there's a typo."