mikayla moya

a woman for all seasons. helping creatives thrive, using the business secrets of the pharaohs.

[mikayla moya @mmikrib]

finally told my boyfriend that my Five Year Plan includes getting my veneers redone sometime around halloween and keeping the caps off for a couple days so i can have little demon teeth and dress up as Gollum, and if he loves me he’s just going to have to be ok with that

[Jonathan Kramer @dietkramer]

❤️‍🔥🚃On MAY 8th, I WILL take the train to SEE MOVIES FOR $5 AT THE ACADEMY MUSEUM, GET DRUNK AT TOM BERGENS, SWIM @ LA BREA TAR PITS, LISTEN TO JAZZ AT LACMA, BE CRAMPED IN THE SHITTY SEATS AT THE NEW BEVERLY, EAT AT THE FARMERS MARKET, AND STILL NEVER GO TO THE BEVERLY CENTER🚃❤️‍🔥

[Metro Los Angeles @metrolosangeles]

The D Line Extension to Wilshire/La Brea, Wilshire/Fairfax and Wilshire/La Cienega opens...

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

obsessed that they didn't use AI and just went for it

[miccaeli ✍️ @renegadeapostle]

conclave media diet pregame

[mikayla moya @mmikrib]

what the world needs now is an eric adams and george santos-hosted podcast.

[mikayla moya @mmikrib]

olivia nuzzi is the caroline calloway of Real journalism

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

she was in the prison doing transgender operations on illegal aliens right before she died

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

14 years ago, Snooki and JWoww wrote Sammi an anonymous letter telling her that Ronnie cheated on her in 'Jersey Shore'

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Kamala’s menu of potential VPs

[mikayla moya @mmikrib]

kamala vs. trump, first debate:

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.

[mikayla moya @mmikrib]

i’ve had to spend a fair amount of time alone recently—or rather, surrounded by people i shouldn’t really share my inner monologue with—and it really makes me miss twitter. a place where you can share your inner monologue with thousands of strangers.

[mikayla moya @mmikrib]

i feel like 95% of pre-2000s american art can be described by “they were addicted to cocaine” and 95% of post-2000s american politics can be described by “they were addicted to opiates”

[mikayla moya @mmikrib]

kwisatz haderach.

[adrian @yourpalcrawf]

excited to report that my latest column has been published on the homepage of the cut!

[mikayla moya @mmikrib]

@pattilapoubelle matt.