Meghan Reisman

Nurse/Mom/Chrissy Teigan wannabe

[Meghan Reisman @mmk1187]

@PRWeddings When will I hear from someone about my wedding? #BrideStress #panic #callme

[Meghan Reisman @mmk1187]

@TeenMom @MaciBookout Ryan is the definition of peaked in high school 🙄

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UW nurse raises over $8,000 for area food banks
https://t.co/jNV15PnUCo
#SGN #SomeGoodNews @somegoodnews

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@lexi_tatman Omg! That’s horrible. There was an episode of Criminal Podcast about it which was very disturbing to listen to! I can only imagine living through it. Glad she was formally charge and arrested.

[Meghan Reisman @mmk1187]

@Mike2020 @MikeBloomberg @R0n0c ummm so Anderson is supporting Bloomberg?

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@chrissyteigen check out what my hubby found this morning.

[Meghan Reisman @mmk1187]

My Doberman just scared herself by opening a door with her nose and catching her toes on the door. She jumped and then ran behind me laying her head on my shoulder. #doberman #scarydobie

[Meghan Reisman @mmk1187]

@hannnnnahk

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Boarding a Southwest flight in Group C deciding which middle seat I’m jacking that you thought was gone be open. https://t.co/cFjXZt8M41

[Meghan Reisman @mmk1187]

I am watching QE, and I am living for @jvn’s ability to work with so many different types of hair texture! First season, he pulled in experts. But now, he is doing it himself!! QE is the best show 🥰

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@jessieschroed I was totally fine with it until the last episode...the writers just had to talk to ONE nurse from the ER or an actual paramedic to figure out that it would never happen like that. NEVER. 🤦‍♀️

[Meghan Reisman @mmk1187]

When people post about their “small business” which is actually a pyramid scheme...

[Meghan Reisman @mmk1187]

@BarackObama

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Father-in-law asks Siri to call dad. Siri says, “Which one? You have nine.” Entire car breaks out into laughter. #SiriMakesAJoke

[Meghan Reisman @mmk1187]

The next iOS update needs to include a notification status for people with an irrational fear of unread notification—only allow push notification WHEN I CAN FUCKING HANDLE THEM #StopPushingMe #NoRedOnMyPhone

[Meghan Reisman @mmk1187]

@hannnnnahk Reisman: why? #alsoaccurate

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@piersmorgan Would hate to be your kid, Mr. Morgan. I was carried by my father, and my daughter is carried by her father. They are real men and real fathers.

[Meghan Reisman @mmk1187]

🤦‍♀️ You are the worst. Just stop. Clearly, you know nothing.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I have no doubt that, if the attack on Dr. Ford was as bad as she says, charges would have been immediately filed with local Law Enforcement Authorities by either her or her loving parents. I ask that she bring those filings forward so that we can learn date, time, and place!

[Meghan Reisman @mmk1187]

@chrissyteigen

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Umm, I love her.

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Can you think of any laws that give the government the power to make decisions about the male body?

[Meghan Reisman @mmk1187]

My favorite thing about Labor Day is watching anti-union politicians wishing everyone a happy Labor Day #thereasonfortheseason

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@hannnnnahk She is so cute!!!