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[. @Dboysback65]

My dreams really just be letting anybody in, lmao like why is this bitch here fr 😭

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

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[Hussein @husseinkhamala]

I think it is time we amend the constitution. Kenyans must have the powers to impeach a president. These Mpigs can’t help us anymore

[Mzee Kobe 🐝 @mzee_ki]

Ni hao wazungu walienda Congo to exploit Congolese minerals and in the process contracted Ebola ndio mnataka ku host in Kenya? Whoever said the enemy of a black man is a fellow black man aongezwe mshahara.

[Segera The Don @segera_clinton]

IMPEACH RUTO

JUST REPOST

[Kiwi🥝 @Desikiwiii]

You need Ai to make this situation but girls face this daily.

[Son of Germano @bush_georji]

Naona KRA wananidai 3k .sijui walinipea lini

[James @MrJamesKe]

The message is simple and direct!

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

I wish to express my solidarity with Kenyans who have to bear the burden of bad governance that has led to the paralysis of the transport sector today.

While we acknowledge that the fuel crisis is a direct result of the war against Iran, every responsible government is taking steps to cushion their citizens from the high cost of living.

As a first step, Parliament should convene immediately to ;

✅exempt all fuel products from VAT;
✅temporarily remove all fuel levies to stabilise the fuel prices:
✅redirect more resources being squandered through budgeted corruption to alleviate the energy crisis.

Let us join hands to liberate this country @UGMParty @Maraga27 #ukombozi

[Lightcast TV Kenya @Lightcasttvke]

"Punda amechoka, wantam. Tumekosa pesa ya kuweka mafuta kwa gari lakini ya kupeleka Kasongo Sugoi tutapata!"~Kayole Matatu operators in Nairobi

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

Fuel up 46 shillings
Electricity up by 4 shillings with less units
Salaries stay the same
Taxation stays the same
Unemployment at its highest with industries closing

Parliament is silent

All 349 of you will go

[Kendi @Iam_KendiH]

Single mum will NEVER be an insult to me! I FOUGHT to love this little girl!

I chose her from the day I knew she was growing inside me.

I fought for sole, legal custody status. I have given her everything from the day I first held her. She’s LOVED!

Happy mother’s day to me!!

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

[Azula’s Sister.👑🥵🔥🫧 @KingMubsssss]

I attended an event and the aunties only asked me when I’m getting my masters. The world is finally healing. ❤️‍🩹

[Cookie @mmmackerelly]

I'm looking for a move-in cleaner. Any leads?
Needed on Thursday or Friday depending on their availability.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

hating cats is rooted in misogyny. ironic how dogs are “man’s best friend” but women who love cats are “crazy cat ladies.” Cats teach consent, boundaries, autonomy and love that is earned not entitled.

[Afrika 🏳️‍🌈🇰🇪 @DecolonialBruja]

In Kenya, women are the only ones who deserve to die for “wanting money”

Not men, not greedy politicians milking us dry. Not rapists and or murderers, women.

[Abeni Mrs Money @TheHabaneroChef]

When you saw ‘we lost the match’ or ‘we bought him for 10 million pounds’ , were you on the pitch in England or was your money involved?

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

you didn’t just make me cum—you made me arrive—and honestly? that’s growth. 🌱

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

This man wakes up & continues to fight for a better Kenya whether he gets acknowledged or not. He deserves everything nice in this world 👏