mira

a happy futurama episode

[mira @mmmet17]

how do i make a thread with tweets i’ve already tweeted. is that possible? i want to make a thread with mom tweets. my mom is so funny for no reason. she just called me and when i answered she says “can i call you later?”

[planet clarke 🌱 @planetclarke]

Being 10 years old and making your debut in epigenetic trauma research all because you noticed your caterpillars still loved you after becoming butterflies is so profound and poetic and impressive. I love children and their incredible hearts and minds!!!!!!

[mira @mmmet17]

rewatching 30 rock and i couldn't remember who liz lemon ended up with, i asked if it was "the astronaut played by discount matt damon." my man was like, who ???

next episode was this one. i was thinking of the pilot played by actual matt damon

[mira @mmmet17]

i used to work in a lab and tbh i loved getting the post vasectomy samples because the paperwork was *rarely* filled out correctly. there were 2 questions on it

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

omg...

[mira @mmmet17]

get u a man that makes you laugh

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Rest in peace, Jane Goodall.
You taught us that kindness is a form of strength and that respect for life in all its forms is the truest measure of humanity. You will be dearly missed. 💔

[mira @mmmet17]

i miss the daily crossword mini

[mira @mmmet17]

@sebbbb_p ahhhh wat happened

[mira @mmmet17]

no wonder cierra stood behind taylor "for nic" 😭

[karina @kuhrinuhhhh]

nic was actually living out of taylor’s suitcase omg 😭

[mira @mmmet17]

when ur listening to someone read reddit stories and they say, "UPDATE"

[mira @mmmet17]

business must be rough if he’s throwing it back like that

[mira @mmmet17]

it's been a week without any updates on the autistic tomato paste reddit guy. i NEED to know if he got dumped

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

he’s hot as shit you must acquit

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

That was sitcom style timing LMFAOOOOOOOO

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

happy hoa hoa hoa hoaa season to everyone

[Kyle Ayers @kyleayers]

The world will tira miss you

[mira @mmmet17]

@dearvotion big hell no. i’ve seen sharp objects