Michaela

she/her idk what I'm doing

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Me 🤝 Cinnamon

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

Kinda messed up that Fathers get a day and Sharks get a whole week when you consider that fathers attack way more people a year

[trash jones @jzux]

found out a few months into seeing a guy that he had a spotify playlist of every song i’d ever sent him. and damn if that isn’t the quickest way to my heart

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

me after I said I would start saving money:

[b @abeecdefme]

when i realize i’m acting like my dad https://t.co/jsAdFaiYQt

[alexa @vampirrria]

i don’t want to work anymore i just want to live in a beautiful mansion on a hill surrounded by trees with a bunch of animals

[ً @1skdy]

i no longer have the energy to tell people what they did wrong

[Brady @pebbut]

double texting isn’t a real thing to me i’ll just keep texting someone whenever i think of new things to say

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

when life gives you lemons, squeeze it into a mans eyes

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

cheating is so corny to me. just leave.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

notice how we say “girl” when excited and “man” when disappointed

[Anti-Hate. World Peace 🟦 @DianaMiller5]

Pre-Roe, I was 8 yrs old. I came home from school to find my Mom lying in a puddle of blood. She was weak & asked me to call a neighbor. She was miscarrying, but the embryo would not abort. For 48 hours, she bled while doctors transfused blood, waiting. Abortions were illegal.