cw🇰🇪

life happens coffee helps

[cw🇰🇪 @mmmmh_111]

@MrCharlesky Im interested

[cw🇰🇪 @mmmmh_111]

@zillionokoye Im interested In this!!

[wickedijebubabe💋💕 @notyourfavvv23]

Is it just me or Twitter makes Love Island more interesting?

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

PLEASEEEE date a man who believes in romance and a provider mindset. Like holding doors open for you, buying you flowers, writing you love letters, courting you, treating you gently, planning surprises for you, and honouring your heart in every way he can... YOU DESERVE ALL THAT

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

[Kam ✨ @PatsKam]

"I have a boyfriend" doesn't stop them.
"I’m married" doesn't stop them.

However, “I love luxury and expensive things"

that one clears the room every time.

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

I'm at a point in my life where I pray to keep meeting the right people. People who genuinely want the best for me, hold me in high regard, and add peace to my life.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

when you realize that routines are actually rituals of devotion to yourself and your dreams, they become much easier to follow.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

The young people of this country are the ones that will save this country. Once we return to the values of meritocracy in public service, such talent will not go to waste.

[Joy Car hire @JCarhire]

I was today years old when I realized a microwave can actually be a serious business idea, because today, since we didn’t have any cars remaining, I decided to kuingia town for 1, 2, 3 errands, and that is how I landed in this lady’s shop. She sells laptops and accessories.

The lady gave me a seat and told me to relax as she sourced for me everything I had gone to buy, so I sat there for like one hour, watching life happen, only to realize that her shop was not just a shop but a whole lunch-hour institution.

Ayam telling you, the number of people who were coming there to warm food was crazy, because at first I thought the first two were just her friends or random customers, until people started showing up one after another with lunch boxes, and before I knew it, building mzima had formed a line kwa microwave.
She charges 20 bob per lunch box, and the interesting part is that because she had stepped out, it was the husband who was running the warming department like a full operations manager, receiving lunch boxes, timing them properly, handing them back, and keeping the queue moving like someone with a KPI.

As if that was not enough, they also have a fridge with beverages, cookies, and biscuits that you can clearly tell are homemade, meaning as you wait for your food to warm, your eyes start negotiating with your stomach, and before you know it, umeongeza soda na cookie kwa bill.
Kukaa kidogo, I realize this creative couple commutes in a new model RAV4, and that is when it hit me that hii town kulala njaa ni kama ni kujitakia, because some people are not waiting for million-dollar ideas, they are simply solving small daily problems consistently and collecting 20 bob at a time.

Business ideas are not always in boardrooms, pitch decks, imported English, and “dear investor” emails; sometimes ni microwave, good location, homemade snacks, a small fridge, and a supportive mpoa who can hold the fort when you step out. Shughuli 1, 2, 3 na mpoa supportive ni hivo sasa.

[Fanatic @Vickthefan]

University in kenya is just an expensive way to delay figuring out your life

[🤺 @philfanacc]

Love Island is real deal entertainment man idc what nobody say

[cw🇰🇪 @mmmmh_111]

@BenoHr80463 Interested, and I have a laptop

[Njambi @A_Njambi]

IMPEACH WILLIAM RUTO!!!!

[Eric @amerix]

This afternoon we are telling the government to reject the Bloody Ebola Billions.

#RejectEbolaBillions

[Majuu Alone 🇰🇪 @jaokojohnmark]

Reject Finance Bill 2026.

[cw🇰🇪 @mmmmh_111]

@MigunaMiguna @_mtaa_raw @LawSocietyofKe Do something!!!

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

EBOLA is the most lethal contagious disease in the world. It has no treatment or vaccination.

Bringing Americans who are exposed to EBOLA to Kenya for whatever reasons is an act of HIGH TREASON as it exposes EVERYONE to extinction.

It must be opposed, resisted and overturned. No Ifs or Buts.

#SovereigntyFirst
#RutoMustGoNow
#NoToImperialism

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

The idea that elections will be rigged no matter what is designed to create voter apathy.

Shika Kura na upige Kura.

Wantam ni wantam.