Kiwi soccer mum

I'm grey and stodgy but full of fibre

[Kiwi soccer mum @mmmnutrigrain]

Considering a move to truth social now worlds biggest douchebag is going to own twitter! #freespeech

[Kiwi soccer mum @mmmnutrigrain]

Chur

Chris Galloway , prof. of public relations at Massey, also ignorant racist.

[Kiwi soccer mum @mmmnutrigrain]

@ChrisKiwiprman This, my friend is a PR nightmare.

[Kiwi soccer mum @mmmnutrigrain]

They had to get their Māori liaison officer to interpret my reo, and I confirmed that, yes, I was comparing the lecturer to dog food. The cop assured me he understood what it was like to experience this lol. He also struggled being spoken to in Māori.

[Kiwi soccer mum @mmmnutrigrain]

I keep getting confused between Arps and Alps so now they can be Philip Arse and Kelvyn Arse. Cheers

[Kiwi soccer mum @mmmnutrigrain]

Nutri grain or milo cereal on Saturday morning? What's best!?

[Kiwi soccer mum @mmmnutrigrain]

My first tweet....how cheeky