Mary Wallace 🏴

I take pictures of people's insides and make up stories for money. Mom. Wife. Sarcastic. Loud. Weird. Human.

[Mary Wallace 🏴 @mmmw1002]

@inmygreatwarera I still can't get in even though I was verified for Nola. 😭

[Mary Wallace 🏴 @mmmw1002]

@swiftieswanttix I got waitlisted last year, so I can't buy them.😭😭 If anyone wants to think of me, I just need 1 ticket for any night!

[Mary Wallace 🏴 @mmmw1002]

Just watched The 100 S3 E9 for the 2n time and wtaf, how am I supposed to survive after my beating heart was just ripped from my chest??? @cwthe100

[Mary Wallace 🏴 @mmmw1002]

But we're all overreacting, right?

[Hilarie Burton Morgan @HilarieBurton]

Literally everything we kicked and screamed and warned about is happening.

Facebook Gave Nebraska Cops A Teen's DMs So They Could Prosecute Her For Having An Abortion https://t.co/ePltHQxDfr

[Mary Wallace 🏴 @mmmw1002]

@HilarieBurton My husband loves audiobooks but hates to read. Before we could afford to buy audiobooks, I'd read entire series of books to him from the library. Now, we listen to audiobooks together. We take turns choosing the book.

[Hilarie Burton Morgan @HilarieBurton]

We have reverted back to the 60s, where the govt would let you die.

[Maureen Gribble @MaureenGribbs]

We know this wasn’t a door problem. Suspect is white so it’s not terrorism. Route lined with cops - so lots of good guys w/ guns. Mental illness can’t be used as excuse to get an abortion so surely we can’t use that as excuse here either. So what ever could have caused this?

[Mary Wallace 🏴 @mmmw1002]

@HilarieBurton @SophiaBush My late brother's birthday was the 1st so it's always his. He would have been 36 this year.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Sarah Huckabee Sanders after her gubernatorial primary win: "We will make sure that when a kid is in the womb, they're as safe as they are in a classroom."

Um.

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Mary Wallace 🏴 @mmmw1002]

Shocking, right?

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Yeah this time is gonna be different. This is in front of the NRA convention in Houston.

[Mary Wallace 🏴 @mmmw1002]

@gunnergoz @oliviasolon I'm having a scope next week after my symptoms. I wanted to think it was overkill but now I'm glad they're looking.

[Mary Wallace 🏴 @mmmw1002]

@oliviasolon Urinated blood last week, intense pain. A CT showed a ton of scarring and thickening of the ureter (which could lead to blockage). All likely due to the reflux I've had for 20 years. That I've told doctors about. That I was assured was fine. I'm seeing urology next week.

[Mary Wallace 🏴 @mmmw1002]

@oliviasolon Nearly 20 years ago, I was diagnosed with high blood pressure. Sent to specialists since I was young and and no other health conditions. I told a nephrologist about my right kidney pain when I had a strong urge to urinate. Was told "it's probably reflux". Flash forward to now.

[Mary Wallace 🏴 @mmmw1002]

Wtf?

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Absolutely unhinged.

[Mary Wallace 🏴 @mmmw1002]

@mstiefvater Finally got my tag. Only took the DMV 6 months. I am being perfectly f*cking civil. #ronanlynch #ravencycle

[Hilarie Burton Morgan @HilarieBurton]

Virginia. My home. My love.
I say this with the concern of a caring family member.
What the absolute FUCK are you doing????

[Bridgerton @bridgerton]

When it comes to tantalizing the masses, I dare say, this author has written the manual.