Jes

✨ parody tweets @mike_Gordon

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A baby goat practices it’s charge but cat thought it was asking for cuddles

[Jes @mmmyfe]

@JonathanPieNews I can think of one person who needs a fistful of LSD shoved up his arse

[Jes @mmmyfe]

Has anyone figured out how to jump timelines yet

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Did I accidentally shove a fistful of LSD up my arse or did this really happen?

[Jes @mmmyfe]

If I were rich I could become Batman and save us all. Just sayin #sponsorme #wonderfultoys

[Jes @mmmyfe]

Would

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

NASA’s coffee cup, designed to not spill in zero gravity

[Jes @mmmyfe]

@2PartySlave Read a book

[Jes @mmmyfe]

Back to the future part 2 is so good. Fuck the haters

[NASA @NASA]

@alltooriah Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps

[Rock'n Roll of All @rocknrollofall]

"It's just a cover. Stop being too dramatic."

The cover:

[Aryan @chinchat09]

@PopBase "It was a spectacular moment" - Commander Reid Wiseman, Artemis

[Jes @mmmyfe]

Which Allen Ginsberg poem is this

[Shane Cashman @ShaneCashman]

Headless human bodies, infinitely cloned mice, schizophrenic crackheads, alien hybrid breeding programs, a vampire in Singapore, swords attached to drones, Kristi Noem’s cross-dressing husband, 200-year-old tortoise caught up in a crypto scam, Artemis II crew locked inside a big soda can, $23 million toilet breaks in fake space, two crows eat Rapunzel’s hair, Lindsey Graham drinks blood at Disney to celebrate war, 14-year-old runs for governor in Vermont, Gucci Mane kidnapped, influencer kidnapped herself at gunpoint, scientists plotting to kidnap asteroids, slaughterhouse theft rings on the rise because cow gallstones are worth more than gold, missing U.S. airman in Iran, F-35 crash in Nevada, flying saucer over Philadelphia, giant robots battle in Detroit, robot centaurs in China, portals to Waffle House, and they want to put pig semen in your eye to cure cancer—how was your week?

[Jes @mmmyfe]

Oops I’m high and this isn’t Bluesky hehe

[Jes @mmmyfe]

@nateobrienn

[Sarah (gif/jif) @mamaswati]

Why are you here?

"We're going back to the fucking moon, that's why."

The kids are ok.

[Jes @mmmyfe]

@AmericanPicker hey Mike, can you bring back whoever did the sound edits for the earlier seasons of pickers? The effects are truly incredible.
Thank you.
Love, Jes

[Jes @mmmyfe]

https://t.co/3tjB6HT5cI

[Jes @mmmyfe]

Taylor: I need to save my voice

Also Taylor:

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

They created this game together. They know the rules. They both win in the end!