Mrs.Gaulden

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[Mrs.Gaulden @mmorganallison]

Cap album so good #noskips

[Mrs.Gaulden @mmorganallison]

i always want tasty stop when it’s closed. they need to make it a after hours fr

[mommiana @mommiana5]

One of my plugs gf only let him serve me if she otp him

[Big Ticket @Poundcakedream]

Him: what’s your type
Me: big dck balling niggas

[mya wya @myaovermatter]

that is through it all!! if my dad found out I gave a nigga ONE dollar he would cuss me out

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

Before you try to chew my head off, discipline does not mean hitting TO ME! But so many mothers won’t even let you verbally correct behaviors and that shit is just ridiculous. Any child over the age of three should be able to take direction and follow simple rules.

[BB 🖤 @_BJB_5]

1-800-needaeater

[⟲ @unotfbg]

u can tell when a coworker got nothin going on outside of work

[a y o o o . @AyoooAshley]

so a mother decided to “gift” a pissy pregnancy test and announce her son was having ANOTHER BABY at her daughters grad party.. you took away your BLACK daughters moment to give it to your balding ass son and his white BM, as a GIFT.. boy moms need to descend to hell immediately.

[★ of the show @kiinggnu]

@Likah_Marie good pussy management

[Jade 💜🦎 @jaderants]

imagine going through this and hearing a schlong-haver in a dress call himself a real woman

[𝒦 @dollarchived]

Brats belong with #yearners

[MYMY @amayajennine]

Once it’s not fun, I’m done! And that goes for everythingggg

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

ion argue no mo, if you say you was sleep Friday & woke up Monday then ok

[Ms.Boy 🍄🫧✨ @therealmsboy]

Facebook a dangerous place rn 😭

[kast. @ovrkast]

There is a deep correlation

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Work. Work. Work. Change your oil. CARD DECLINED! CARD IS LOCKED! Change your password. 2 step verification. PERIOD! Unload the dishwasher. Change tire. 4 TIRES! WAKE UP! Work. Work. Work. Food is bad. Apple $9.99. Skincare. Sunscreen. Protein. Protein. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Always somebody’s birthday. “Are you coming?” RENT IS DUE! I’m so EXHAUSTERWELMULATED with life right now! 😩😭

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

when i like u stfu on all socials

[Mrs.Gaulden @mmorganallison]

got damn

[allure. @RIDE0RDIETY]

older niggas weed trash. young niggas dnt wake up til 2. i got a fckn attitude.