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[Dr. Priyam Bordoloi @DocPriyamMD]

A med student asked: "Sir, if sharing an infected needle transmits HIV and sharing an infected blade transmits HIV, can a mosquito transmit the virus after biting an HIV patient?"

[MM @mmuyizz]

Asyik kumpao je pancing ikan kt ml ni

[MM @mmuyizz]

Hantar dia pi rumah Tchouameni

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨 Arne Slot has responded to Mohamed Salah's comments about standards at Liverpool:

“The standards are not only important in the gym”. 👀🏋🏼‍♂️

“It’s also on the pitch. Okay. You understand me? Without me saying anything?”.

[MM @mmuyizz]

“Aku kena buli sebab sokong perogol/pembunuh”

[fofik @benfofik]

🚨 Gal Gadot: "7 yıldır met galaya katılmıyorum çünkü son geldiğimde Dua Lipa ve arkadaşları beni sırf siyonist olduğum için gala tuvaletinde sıkıştırmıştı"

[MM @mmuyizz]

Outrageous, just take the L, you cant have a small club mentality at Liverpool man

[Dom✨ @footy_road]

"By ONLY losing 2-0"

This is NOT the mentality of a Liverpool manager

[MM @mmuyizz]

Coloniser talking about reparation, how ironic

[Censored Humans @CensoredHumans]

🇬🇧 Piers Morgan : "Iran did so many strikes in Israel which caused damage. Why shouldn't it pay to Iran to repair?

🇮🇷 Iran Prof : "By that logic, Israel and allies including your country UK should pay to Palestine to repair the damage caused since decades. Agree?"

[MM @mmuyizz]

Another week another disasterclass by arne slot

[MM @mmuyizz]

What are people smoking these days man

[joicat @j0icat]

When I was 19, I had my e-nikkah done in a Discord VC so I could islamically e-date this white girl I had converted. She ended up cheating on me with the Discord server owner, like 3 weeks later. He was also the one who acted as her wali and as the prime witness

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Marry someone you love talking to. You'll come home to that voice, go to sleep to that voice, wake up to that voice. You'll have thousands of conversations, some deep, some dull, some in passing, some in anger. But if you can talk through anything, you can get through anything.

[MM @mmuyizz]

@imrn______ At least the final scene was okay la

[MM @mmuyizz]

@NabilMegas

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

i do not "organize my files", i do not "put things in separate folders", i PUT EVERYTHING IN DOWNLOADS! and if i can't find it, i LOST IT!

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

i do not "organize my files", i do not "put things in separate folders", i PUT EVERYTHING IN DOWNLOADS! and if i can't find it, i LOST IT!

[зла сука 🇺🇦 @verhovnaya_a]

Tommy I know would never choke his brother to death

[𝓘 ඞ @imrn______]

exactly, doesn't even make sense

[MM @mmuyizz]

And you did…Thank you for your service our legend😔🔥

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

"I will give everything for #LFC." 🔴

Read every word of our interview with our new man: https://t.co/1croqxgIPX

#AnnouncedSalah

[❤️‍🔥 @guineasfinest]

I love Liverpool Football club so much. Best abusive relationship I’ve ever been in. SLOT OUT

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

How it feels getting paid when you still have money left over from the last paycheck

[mussie @mussi3x]

@MechaG11 why do they never trust their friends but if a random on the internet said it they would try it

[Roman Akramovich @SyedAkramin]

Beryl’s is a Malaysian brand that I stand behind and will always support.

- Fair pricing
- High quality
- Sells products, not sentiments

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

i genuinely have no desire to be rich so i can buy a rolex or a Lamborghini.

i want to be rich so i can control my time and go to the gym at 3pm on a monday.

sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon.

so i can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients.

spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget.

that's my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.