Njeri

Carpe-ing the diems🍒

[Swai @Swaileeee]

When someone likes my repost on tiktok i go watch it again to see how funny and relatable i am

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

"Mimi niliona akikaa sijui aje"

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

I will be wearing my boobs out until further notice in Dolly’s honor.

[tommy @opulentdiva]

AND FUCK JOLENE

[Ki @Kitranada]

When I get asked what’s been going on with me for the last 2-3 months & I can’t say much because idk either

[JBP Girlies @JBPGirlies]

Bobby V’s rent was due when he came up with this ✨

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

when someone says “that’s so you” and i realize they actually do know me #cutebutscary

[. @njorogehhh]

sijabanjuka in a minute

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[Njeri @mn_njugun]

Deserved!🤣🤣🤣

[Bri🇱🇷 @briiiihq]

Zach u will begin to cough in 5 days #LoveIslandUSA

[Rub-A-Dub @gaddafffii]

Can't even advise girls to leave their toxic exes alone anymore because they'll still find a way to harm them. Can't tell them to stop dating because a stranger will also try to harm them. Where does that leave women? Unsafe and vulnerable. To be a woman is to live like prey. Sad

[Softboy @fwsoftboy]

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Watching movie with ur mom is just her asking u questions only the director would know the answers to

[‘Malesehlana @tumii_x]

No amount of workload will stop me from taking my 1h lunch break😭✋🏾

[Hikmah not Hikimo @TheOlajumoke_]

First woman in my entire bloodline to become a lawyer.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Every “urgent” task in corporate has the same ending: 3 days of silence once you submit it

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

there are two versions of me at work
1.highly competent
2.staring at my screen like I’ve never read before

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

Our in-house counsel has advised us not to do anything, ever.

[Mads @madsf88]

a woman recommending something to her friend group has a higher conversion rate than your entire paid ads budget