Barney

I know what I like and I like what I know. Impeach Dear Leader now. 🎣 🥃 🌊

[Barney @MNalbot]

@FiverMacGyver @PetGorilla He wasn’t deceived at all. He was just a scumbag grifter, like elders in the Mormon Church and Mike Lee. I feel sorry for a majority of Mormons who don’t know they’re living a lie.

[Barney @MNalbot]

@KalenWilliams_ He was a conman. The documentation is extensive. He was not a prophet. He was a fucking snake oil salesman.

[Barney @MNalbot]

@j_divis Yeah, bullshit. Your Book of Mormon is nothing but a scam. Your entire faith is built on lies. You’ve been conned. Joseph Smith copied most of his text from existing bibles and made the rest. You’re just complicit. Get a life.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Team 5th Place

[Barney @MNalbot]

@NancyMace You’re a crazy bitch, which is why you are such an epic failure.

[Barney @MNalbot]

@RykerJackson97 @jackbenimble84 @DezGoth Sorry, but you’ve been conned.

[Barney @MNalbot]

@JWhitebread1 @realDrTT How many conversions?

[Barney @MNalbot]

@Bar_tolmi Where do I sign up? Only 10% of my pre tax income feeding a 300 billion tax free real estate empire? Seems like a fair trade for “ Angels”

[Barney @MNalbot]

@JWhitebread1 @realDrTT You probably converted at least TWO Ugandan families during your 2 yr mission, making you LDS royalty. Go on, give us some more truths based on JS’s work of pure fiction.

[Barney @MNalbot]

@realDrTT How many wives do you want? J Smith is laughing at you from the ether.

[Barney @MNalbot]

@ScottLake543694 @surskitmaxxing Dumbing it down to one Catholic speech is the definition of the truth? Give me a fucking break. It’s ALL a scam. These Mormon/Christian/Muslim/Flying Spaghetti Monster debates are hilarious, because all sides rely on fictional narratives. Entertaining…👍

[Barney @MNalbot]

@MidlifeCredo @surskitmaxxing None of them.

[Barney @MNalbot]

@tyabm @surskitmaxxing I’m not surprised.

[Barney @MNalbot]

@ChristineW7 @CrustyMcTurd @KatelynTweeter Not this. It’s not true.

[Barney @MNalbot]

@KatelynTweeter You can’t dumb it down like this and pretend to be relevant. Leave other women alone and find a new hobby to channel your issues.

[Barney @MNalbot]

@KarolineGosling Christianity is basically a con of epic proportions - designed to move money from sheep (like you) to “religious” power brokers. LGBTQ is legit and they deserve all the love.

[Barney @MNalbot]

@AbbyJohnson Are you a witch doctor?

[Barney @MNalbot]

@AbbyJohnson I prefer the Flying Spaghetti Monster - he’s easily as plausible as your version of spirituality.

[Barney @MNalbot]

@PaulRudnickNY *at select Waffle House locations

[Barney @MNalbot]

@tyabm @surskitmaxxing Might be time to take a step back and do some unbiased due diligence on your favorite book of stories.