mnataru

nyt games handle: mnataru

[mnataru @mnataru1]

I believe that when you get a girl that looks at you like this you gotta hold on tight and put everything else on pause while it lasts

[mnataru @mnataru1]

What’s up with sheep liking islands so much? Why the fuck would they care?

[mnataru @mnataru1]

This is what’s wrong with our society. The couple is taking photo booth pictures yet they never kiss. The girl just annoys the guy on the last one. Sexless culture.

[mnataru @mnataru1]

@IgorBrigadir I don’t know

[mnataru @mnataru1]

Notice how the most beautiful ladies are rarely brats in bed, while beautiful mids almost always are

[mnataru @mnataru1]

@mungbeankitty Which one am I

[mnataru @mnataru1]

What’s your favorite condiment? If you don’t say salt you’re lying

[mnataru @mnataru1]

@lazilyoptimal @corsaren I’ve tried nothing everything works

[mnataru @mnataru1]

I’ve counted 9 stray cats in total on this mewgenics ass street

[mnataru @mnataru1]

I watch ballet for the plot

[mnataru @mnataru1]

Shuffling through crowded security at the Istanbul airport, Bittersweet Symphony playing in my airpods, thoughts screaming “YOU’RE NOT A VIBE BRO”

[mnataru @mnataru1]

@strangestloop When her couchie is Abrasive>>>>>>

[mnataru @mnataru1]

@strangestloop Ohhhh don’t stop don’t stop I’m gonna Grand Finale

[mnataru @mnataru1]

Thanks to advancements in AI technology I can suffer from lactose induced explosive diarrhea whilst still staying productive

[mnataru @mnataru1]

People like the “betrayed myself for nothing” quote because it lets them pretend that there was something to betray to begin with

[mnataru @mnataru1]

They were sick fucks for what they’ve done on their islands

[Depressed Mathematician @retiremeplease]

There were probably humans alive with Einstein-level natural intelligence before we even invented the wheel and I really want to know what the fuck their lives were like

[mnataru @mnataru1]

Saying weird things like “I want to count every hair on your scalp”

[mnataru @mnataru1]

If the teams meeting is low signal I WILL make my face visibly frustrated WHILE openly scrolling twitter

[mnataru @mnataru1]

I used to wear a beard to look older than I am. Now I don’t wear it to look younger.