Mark Kearney

Formerly @abcnews and @bgoaddy. Before that, school teacher. These days a media and comms professional.

[Mark Kearney @mnkearney]

Our neighbours introduced us to their newborn today.

“My waters broke during a MAFS dinner party!” the proud mum said.

That’s the most heterosexual thing you will ever hear, aside from perhaps a Nickleback album.

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@trianabutler I’m so sorry this is happening, Triana. Standing with you in vocal solidarity. We won’t stand for this.

[Mark Kearney @mnkearney]

@akaWACA This is very distressing. Very worried our institutions are ill-equipped to respond to (or are complicit in) the right-wing radicalisation of our society 😔

[Mark Kearney @mnkearney]

@fionaparker1 @BgoArtGallery Omg, look, it's an Australian icon! And Ken Done too!

[Mark Kearney @mnkearney]

@austargirl I don’t think that’s true. After all, your profile pic is a queen 👸🏻

[Mark Kearney @mnkearney]

@Priyant1987 They’ll give it their best out there, and so long as they’re having fun, that’s all that matters 😬

[Mark Kearney @mnkearney]

Yes or yes: Is this the weakest semi-final in Eurovision history?

[Mark Kearney @mnkearney]

@hellisspeaking Um, Holly, are you a Eurofan?! I didn’t know! 😱🎉

[Mark Kearney @mnkearney]

@ThornburyRocks It’s actually her! 😂😂

[Mark Kearney @mnkearney]

Now, THIS is resilience 😅

[Amanda Knox @amandaknox]

Girl, what are you talking about? Studying abroad is awesome!

https://t.co/xlEgCKTzqg

[Mark Kearney @mnkearney]

@JaguarJonze Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeena! this is so, so cool!

[Mark Kearney @mnkearney]

Once a monster, always a monster.

[abc730 @abc730]

.@FergusonNews asks @ScottMorrisonMP: "Do you accept now that [Robodebt] was both illegal and immoral?" #abc730 #auspol

[Mark Kearney @mnkearney]

@tastyMdrag It’s a confected, silly stat.

[Mark Kearney @mnkearney]

Loved EEAAO, it deserves all the gongs, but those lauding it as “the most-awarded film of all time” could probably afford to cool their jets somewhat. #Oscars

[Mark Kearney @mnkearney]

@alonsonm Perhaps we can talk about it while you make dinner tonight? x

[Mark Kearney @mnkearney]

Never been an easier Semi to call. #Eurovision

[Mark Kearney @mnkearney]

@glenndunks An impactful, memorable film. An extraordinary, complex performance. Happy for him and the team who worked hard to make it happen.

[Mark Kearney @mnkearney]

I can almost see it /
That dream I'm dreaming /
We changed the key after 15 years /
What were we thinking?

- Miley Cyrus rehearsing The Climb on Disney+ special 😂🤣