Matt

Husband. Dad. Win Twins! Skol Vikings!

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

They inherited the strongest economy, with the strongest growth, in the western world. They are now in the process of tanking it.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

I went to the Senate floor to lay out for my colleagues the stunning story of brazen, open corruption during the first 6 weeks of the Trump presidency.

I think it's a story everyone needs to know.

1/ So a🧵with the highlights from the speech.

[Michael de Adder @deAdder]

This is a cartoon from a week ago.

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Five things Donald Trump accomplished this week:

1. Promised more tax cuts for billionaires
2. Further abandoned our ally Ukraine
3. Flip-flopped on tariffs and tanked the stock market
4. Completely ignored skyrocketing prices
5. Went golfing

Hope this helps, @elonmusk.

[Matt @mnMatthewScott]

@BuffaloBills @JoshAllenQB Which is more impressive: The clean hurdle or toppling 310 lb Justin Jones as though he was a bowling pin?

[Christopher Bouzy (spoutible.com/cbouzy) @cbouzy]

If Biden held a batshit press conference like that, there would be 50 op-eds urging him to step aside.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

There is absolutely no place for political violence in our democracy. Although we don’t yet know exactly what happened, we should all be relieved that former President Trump wasn’t seriously hurt, and use this moment to recommit ourselves to civility and respect in our politics. Michelle and I are wishing him a quick recovery.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Don’t inject bleach.

And don’t vote for the guy who told you to inject bleach.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

there’s the headline:

q: you said to president biden, “you appear to have a photographic understanding and recall.” did you say that?

hur: those words do appear in the transcript

q: never appeared in your report

hur: it does not appear in my report

[Definitely Danny @SemperWry]

I gave this statement at the sentencing of Clifford Mackrell, who among other things (including assaulting @SergeantAqGo) attempted to gouge out my eye on J6. He received 27 months.

You can see him attempting his impromptu transorbital lobotomy in the quoted tweet.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Fox News acknowledges President Biden is responsible for the stock market hitting record highs. Retweet so the whole country knows who is responsible for our booming economy.

[Matt @mnMatthewScott]

@ProFootballTalk Company that pays an employee about $2.5 million to play football for 60 minutes wants you to come shovel snow for 8 hours for $160.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Jenna Ellis admits it herself: it was a coup from the start. Trump knew he lost, yet he still tried his hardest to illegally maintain power.

[Matt @mnMatthewScott]

@TristanSnell @robneyer Now show it alongside his net worth

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

Trump talked a lot about reviving American manufacturing, Biden is actually doing it.

https://t.co/3Qv8GSdXEZ

[Matt @mnMatthewScott]

@KFAN1003 @Gaardsy Is that the guy who hit the Ryder Cup putt from the gallery?

[Speaker Ron Mariano @RonMariano]

The MA House condemns the horrific terrorist attacks that took place over the weekend in Israel. We join people from across Massachusetts, and around the world, in standing with Israeli citizens against the ongoing violence that has taken innocent lives and torn families apart.