mel

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[mel @mnminard]

me, driving alone on the grapevine: i am the grape. the road is my vine

[mel @mnminard]

i love working with old people bc i just recycle jokes i see on the internet and they think i’m the funniest person alive

[mel @mnminard]

philosophical question: are the grinch’s dick + balls furry

[mel @mnminard]

saved a worm life today

[mel @mnminard]

i would do a lot of things that are not considered feminist for that man…..

[mel @mnminard]

@mgj_430 begging you to tell me this is about noah kahan

[mel @mnminard]

hey google, what if i DON’T want to complete my masters online. any chance i could get search results on that

[mel @mnminard]

at the root of every single one of my problems has been a man. for my entire life. i’m pleased to announce that i will no longer be interacting with men

[mel @mnminard]

🍂🥰 it’s flannel season 🥰🍂

[mel @mnminard]

@mgj_430 been here, felt this

[mel @mnminard]

philosophical question: does yoda have foreskin?

[Noah 🩻 @weremytown13]

supercut by lorde is one of the greatest pop songs ever made, from start to the end of its euphoric outro it is perfect

[mel @mnminard]

sleeping in makeup has me feeling more hungover than any alcohol

[mel @mnminard]

fell in love at work today. anyway

[Sandy Nurse @SandyforCouncil]

You know, it’s not just about rape and incest. Some of us just never aspired to raise children, and that is just as good a reason.

[mel @mnminard]

it’s a really weird and dismal time to be alive, isn’t it

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

once again

[⚔️brodiereed⚔️ @ayobrobro]

Not spiritually into crystals but I love a fucked up little rock.

[mel @mnminard]

cowboy boots are the man’s high heel

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

i think a cute little two bedroom house with a lot of natural light and a fenced in yard would fix me