MNSBC

You probably meant to tweet @msnbc. Those are the jerks across the street.

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POLL: Stormy Daniels’ lawyer claims they have photos of @realdonaldtrump’s penis. Which clichéd 80s phrase do you think will accurately describe it once they leak (no pun intended)?

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His name is “Flake” for a reason.

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BREAKING NEWS:

@conservativelen is a spineless dick.

We’re kidding, Senator.

We do know what “BREAKING” means.

@MaxReiss @Reporter_Savino @SusanRaf1 @DanHaarColumns @KenDixonCT @ctnewsjunkie @Middletownpress @CConnBiz @MatthewZabierek @MarkDavisWTNH @CTMirrorPaz

[State Senator Mary Daugherty Abrams @SenatorAbrams]

I’ve asked @ConservativeLen his position on the confirmation of Kavanaugh to the highest court in the land. I believe voters deserve to know where you stand Senator.

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BREAKING: @realdonaldtrump attacks Christine Blasey Ford at a rally, to cheers and applause.

NOT BREAKING: The President is a fucking douche bag who can’t help but constantly up his douchey ante.

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COMING UP: @nikkihaley joins us to say that the president’s claims at the UN got laughs because they appreciated his honesty. We ask her how laughing was then not an expected reaction and how anyone can appreciate something they’ve never experienced before.

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@neildrewitt @FoxNews @nikkihaley @foxandfriends She really isn’t.

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@DW2sdad @Amy_VADC @cnnbrk @CNN @CNBC @FoxNews @TheFive @seanhannity @TuckerCarlson @IngrahamAngle @BretBaier @ChuckGrassley Well, if Amy says so...

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Coming up, we ask renowned Nazi whisperer Representative @SteveKingIA what would disqualify him to be on the Supreme Court (besides not being a judge).

https://t.co/nrVMZeGloZ

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So you believe Kavanaugh deserves to be investigated completely?

[Renta @Renta0919]

@mnsbc Can you not read it says "I don't care whether they are Republicans or Democrats it needs accountablity" You don't seem to think that a slush fund paid with taxpayers $$$ isn't important.

[MNSBC @mnsbc]

“It needs accountability”

Doesn’t call for republican accountability.

[Renta @Renta0919]

@mnsbc No one said that. This situation has nothing to do with what is going on now but you don't seem to think a slush fund being used to pay for abuse is important enough to investigate and I don't care whether they are Republicans or Democrats it needs accountablity.

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Shorter:

“Because of that, it’s okay for republicans to get away with it.”

Nice moral high ground there.

[Renta @Renta0919]

@michaelmalice Yep still waiting for MSM to talk about this. Anyone of you @CBSNews @ABC @NBCNews @mnsbc @FoxNews @CNN @nytimes want to take a crack at it.

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Tell us more, indisputable genius @FareedZakaria.

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BREAKING: @tedcruz is still a gigantic pile of shit.

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So, you agree that Kavanaugh is being held to a standard befitting the accusations. You’re just upset other people did not suffer consequences in similar circumstances.

This, of course, won’t stop you from demanding he suffer the consequences of his actions, right?

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BREAKING: @tedcruz backtracks on “@BetoORourke will ban BBQ” comment, says it was just a joke and claims victory over the left because they didn’t get it.

After the Break - Politicians and Jokes: Should they learn how to tell them, or just fucking stop altogether?

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DEVELOPING: You’re still a bunch of straw-grasping, hysteria-driving, braindead motherfuckers, @FOX4.
https://t.co/QcFFNXL7Q2

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

DEVELOPING: Search warrant: Marijuana found in Botham Jean’s apartment after deadly shooting https://t.co/ISSGgxgt34

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Don’t look at us, he’s a dick and we hate him.

[Neisy Guerra @NeisyGuerra4]

MSNBC's Morning Joe close to confirming who wrote that NYT op-ed: 'That name is slowly but surely getting around'
@mnsbc
Why are you doing this
https://t.co/UZhuZyzo9j

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Obama: “The best way to protest is to vote.”

Dems: “Yeah! Woo, go O! Hashtag my real president, hashtag I miss you, hashtag resist!”

Voter: “I’m gonna vote third party.”

Dems: “No, not like that.”

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Probably not.

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1) Oh, so you’re pro-labor now?

2) There’s this dude pulling for you, @realDonaldTrump? If this is how you feel about swearing, you might want to tell him to kick gosh-darn rocks. Do it. Publicly.

You fucking square.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

A lighthearted reminder: A #LaborDay picnic is a great place to bring the kids. A Beto O’Rourke rally? Not so much... #TXSen

[MNSBC @mnsbc]

BREAKING NEWS: They still got your money, brainiac.